When you find something you have lost, and you are asked where you found it, the answer is often embarrassing. amirite?
Each and every human being has lived before, just not as humans, as insects and animals, and through recycled energy, we all played some part in the creation of our universe as some crucial member of an ecosystem, amirite?

You must have been to India

Roses are red , roses are blue , depending on their velocity relative to you. amirite?
@iTz_MrsPoPo Ah, the Doppler effect. Same reason why sirens of emergency vehicles appear high pitched when moving towards you...

Could this be experienced in real life? I mean, is it possible to go fast enough on earth to get this affect in the visible spectrum?

Combing your hair before going to the barber is a futile endeavour. amirite?

It's shows barber how you like to style your hair. And that can effect how barber may cut it

Redundancy is the enemy of efficiency. amirite?

Redundancy, Redundancy, Redundancy, Redundancy.

April is going to make March look good. amirite?
The drug trade probably plays a major role in quickly spreading the infection everywhere. amirite?
Humans are creating problems at about the same rate as they are solving them. amirite?
@Hofito You named two categories. I'm talking about on balance, including everything.

Again, how are you able to count these problems and solutions? It sounds good, but how do you come up with this... I don't know anyone who has....

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

What happens when your bootstraps tear off, is that good?

Trash compactors technically save trash, amirite?
The prostitution industry is suffering the most. amirite?
The harder you hit someone normally, the more severe your punishment. The harder you hit someone in a fighting ring, the greater your rewards. amirite?

If you hit someone normally but with such great energy he attains 11.186 km s^-1 you will also be highly honoured.

Maybe also with a message from the sky of "I'll be back next time! Meow!"

A kebab comes in and out your body the same shape, amirite?

Skewer and all?

Not blinking is tougher than blinking. amirite?