Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. amirite?
you ONLY use your cell phone to text. calling people is out of style and pointless. amirite?
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. amirite?

295 YYAs, and 0 NWs?! You are a hero!

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?
@Uh. Bye?

Aww you haven't left yet :'(

There are too many users with Voldemort in their username, amirite?
People who said the world will end in 2012 : IN YOUR FACE!! amirite?
If you're so big you take up two seats on an airplane, you should have to pay for two seats; it's not discrimination, it's common sense, amirite?
You would think that if someone is uncomfortable with homosexuals, they wouldn't mind homosexuals being put in a very dangerous situation like the military, amirite?
@FlotatiousTurd I do not tolerate homosexuals so calling me a bigot is in fact true in this sense.

You do realise that homosexuals have to tolerate you right? Why not repay the favour?

you ONLY use your cell phone to text. calling people is out of style and pointless. amirite?

"Yeah, calls are too mainstream", says the annoying hipster

Evolution makes no sense. I mean, how come there are African Americans? An African American can't evolve from a white person, they have different skins! amirite?

White people evolved from Black people, so your argument is invalid

Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on hard mode, amirite?
@I read this on tumblr

I read this on www.amirite.net

Guys: you would never date a girl stronger then you, amirite?

This post should be almost even, because after looking at who disagreed it's half guys and half girls, the girls don't count.

You've maimed, mangled, destroyed, or otherwise abused a Barbie doll before, amirite?

Bitch was askin' for it

People believe in God or evolution. Maybe God created evolution? Amirite?
@The THEORY of evolution is not a fact.

I fucking hate when people think that theory is the same as hypothesis