+151Sharks: you hate it when you try to rescue that man in the cage but you get shot with a harpoon gun
+120After having a full restful sleep in your desk at school you're ready to wake up and begin your day at home, amirite?
+70It's a sign you need to lose weight when you can have a threesome by yourself, Amirite?
+106Humanity is gonna be pretty embarrassed when enemy aliens come to attack our planet and see that we're already killing each other, amirite?
+95It's really pathetic that we lie to ourselves to justify the immoral things we do. We just really hate coming to terms with our own misdeeds, Amirite?
+177Sometimes you get a bit too excited over things, but then again, getting a car insurance quote in only 3 easy steps is pretty awesome, amirite?
+506If Hogwarts was a regular school, Trelawny would teach English because she'd always find symbols that don't actually mean anything, amirite?
+167Voldemort failed in the second HP book because he tried to use a ginger's soul, amirite?
+439Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
+274It's weird that it's wrong to assume someone is gay when we assume people are straight all the time, amirite?