+1,346The only "B" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful. amirite?
+492What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint, that is pretty intense, amirite?
+222I can run incredible distances without slowing down or getting tired. I can survive in desserts and snowstorms without ever changing my clothes. I can go without food for months. I can fight and capture mythical beasts and train them to do my bidding. So why can't I climb a GODDAMN chest high ledge, amirite?
+1,376If tetris has taught you anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear. amirite?
+158Everybody eventually forsakes the optimistic enthusiasm of youth for the cynisism that comes with wisdom... and deeply regrets having done so, amirite?
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+1,412There's an evil Swedish guy that makes all the chocolate for every chocolate box, and for every two good tasting chocolates he puts in the box, he puts in one that tastes like soap. Then he makes an evil Swedish laugh. amirite?
+3,781When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment when the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you are hoping for. amirite?
+3,414Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will cause someone to bring a gun to school and kill everybody, amirite?
+1,144"So Mommy, how did you meet Daddy?" "Well, because Daddy had the reliable Blackberry Curve, he was able to switch his ticket, so he could catch the train i was on, and then we fell in love at first sight!" "Wow!" amirite?
+1,371I have a long distance relationship with this girl named Delilah. She is living in New York because we're going through hard times and I'm not getting any jobs with my guitar playing skills in my band. I want to sing her a song telling her everything's going to be ok. What should I sing? I'm thinking Baby by Justin Beiber, amirite?
+2,512Thank god Facebook is back up. I've had to phone 247 of my friends to tell them 'I hate work, I'm having a glass of water and going to bed, lol'. It's taken me all night! amirite?