History books often jump though 100 or 1,000 years like it's nothing/encapsulated into a few key events. Most of us won't even get past 85 years old. We're barely significant. amirite?

I disagree with you. Our history continues to get more well documented, and past history was not well known

Tell a lie once and all of your truths become questionable, amirite?

"Build a thousand bridges and your a bridge builder. But suck one Dick and now your a dick sucker"

Any chick that says "everyone is fake" is the problem... amirite?
When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
@donna Aka backwards

Ahh, I see you've languaged before.

People don't want you to just listen. They want you understand. amirite?
Someone somewhere remembers you because you were really weird to them, amirite?
People who fail to use turn signals won't even lift a finger to be safe. amirite?

The easiest thing you can do to increase your safety when driving is to just be predictable. Using turn signals is a no-brainer.

You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again. amirite?

To recall my favorite jokes, I try to think about where I was when I heard or read them. If I browse through locations in my head, I'm likelier to remember the good'uns!

Having a secret snack stash that the kids don't know about makes you wonder if your parents had a secret snack stash too, amirite?
You can only choke on ice for so long, amirite?
The last three syllables of "Hubba Bubba" sound exactly the same, amirite?

Told you not to eat more than one brownie man

We will never see phone lines being cut in horror movies ever again. amirite?
Reloading a gun in reality is not simple as reloading a gun in game. amirite?

magazines!....not clips...usually.

For a lot of young people, most valuable thing they'll leave behind when they die will be their Steam account, amirite?
@dankXD Not their PCs?

my steam account is worth way more