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No matter which direction the elephant faces, It's tail will always point down. amirite?

Certainly not when they take a dump ;)

Space expands geometrically because black holes stretch it, amirite?

What if our perception of the universe is like a massive shadow puppet show, and the reason everything is expanding is because the "light source" is getting closer to the plane on which we experience everything.

And if that's what's going on, then what's the deal with this collision course? What happens when the light source makes contact with our plane?

You were probably a NPC in someone's dream. amirite?

NPC bodybuolding??

If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

I prefer the word 'flaccidify'.

One of the more unrealistic depictions of real life in movies is the portrayal of a full breakfast being made and the family sitting down to eat on a work/school day. amirite?

Tbh I haven't seen anymore sitting down for a hearty breakfast together with the family in recent movies.

Most of them just grab something and just go on their way out.

If someone legitimately creates a pill that will grow penis sizes nobody will believe them. amirite?

well it would make headlines because it had science and proof backing it... so.

yeah no this isn't a 90s sitcom

It's worse to be a billionaire that becomes millionaire than a poor person becomes a millionaire, amirite?
"I just can't wait to be king" is song about a boy who wishes his dad would die sooner. amirite?

Happy farters day!💨

Romance language speaking wizards from th Harry Potter universe would have a small advantage beacouse of all(or most) spells beign in latin, amirite?

Wow..need to work on your spelling.

Women who want to be ‘compensated' for their ‘unpaid childcare labour' are the female version of men saying they won't ‘babysit' their own kids, amirite?
@freq432 What is 'unpaid childcare labour'?

Watching your own kid without your employer paying you.

Technically humans are immortal, amirite?
@Alixkast Bit that's the problem the organs of a human will fail because there will be mistake after mistake piling up in the...

Unless what was made was beyond time. See if something let's say existed in a dimension beyond time where time as we know it in a linear way does not exist but was looped on itself in theory this should allow immortality.

Knowing your IQ will never bring you happiness. You're either an underachiever or a dumb person who made it. amirite?

Or if you've succeeded it's only because you got lucky with intelligence, not because of your effort.

It's true I don't think knowing your IQ helps. If you're smart you already know it. Of course if you're not smart you also probably think you're smart so... ignorance is bliss?

$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?
2 is the oddest prime number, amirite?
@Mcgee0 The only even prime number.

It's the loneliest number since the number one.

During your life you will never see your own carcass, amirite?

Or the way others see you.