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Mrs. Pacman is the biggest prostitute. Just pay her 25 cents and she'll eat balls until she dies

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Due to the constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on its way to the tongue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make. For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words “eye”, “laws”, “dug”, and “aim” in sequence. amirite?
@CanadiaNDP Read my username except without the 'just.'

Read my username without the nielsbrinch but with "I lost a game" instead

When it comes to food, we've been teaching our kids that it's fine to eat things such as Gingerbread Men, Animal Crackers and Gummy Bears. Surely they'd grow up with more morals if we gave them something like Jelly Jailmates? 'Hey Timmy, what're you up to?' "Just biting the head off a convicted criminal, Dad!" 'Attaboy!' amirite?
@El_Duderino but i always make my animal crackers and gummi bears have make believe sex.

You could do the same with your Jailmate Jellies.

Rapist Ryan dropped the soap. Looks like Mike the Murderer's going to have a fun time!

think about it, 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 4! amirite?
You'd think Harry Potter would have at least some psychological problems after 11 years of neglect. amirite?

That's the point of the series. Poor boy, he thinks he's a wizard. no smilie

You don't understand the reason for the song, John Jacob Jingle Hiemer Schmidt. amirite?

Obviously it's a boy's cry for attention as he has been over shadowed by a man with the exact same name his whole life. It's a song of desperation. It is a truly remarkable coincidence, the whole thing, and a shame that the child must go through his whole life unnoticed. Whenever you hear this song, remember the little guy. He's just as important as the outgoing leader of the group.

You find the fact that "Mickey Mouse" spelled backwards is "Satan" very unsettling, amirite?
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So it's not okay for people to preach their religion to atheists, but somehow it seems okay for atheists to tell religious people that their beliefs are incorrect, amirite?
@Mike_Hawk That's not an opinion, that's an incorrect statement. You can't have an opinion about facts.

I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. I think about it every night and day. I spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar. I see me running through that open door. I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly.

There is a HUGE plot hole in a Little Mermaid. Hasn't Ariel ever heard of WRITING? I bet if she'd just calmly written the situation down in an explanation that Eric could understand, she could have saved herself a LOT of trouble, amirite?

That was the only thing that seemed unrealistic to you?

Teenage girl- It's okay to say you "think nerds are hot" but a male model in thick-rimmed glasses is NOT a nerd. A real nerd is at his parent's house doing Calculus with maybe some acne, strong technological opinions, and batman sheets. Keep that in mind. amirite?