Abraham Lincoln was actually a racist and if he could have handled the war without freeing any slaves, he would have done it.

I like how it smells

they could mean cancer, go to the doctor.

i can't see that that is.

so by that logic, all people are man-made, therefore a cannibal wouldn't eat any people.

i agree, and why does it have to be a secret?

what?

uh, because it doesn't make sense?

Not anymore, now facebook reminds everyone.

he kinda looks like shrek

here, have another.

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i eat fortune cookies because they taste good, not for a lame piece of paper inside.

i'm drinking orange juice and in like, 5 minutes i'm driving to quick check

It's all fixed

i can see your logic, and it almost makes sense, but i always finish my food :D