steelerman113

In a way, cheating makes sense if you're a teenager in high school. If an extremely hot person wants to have sex with you, then you might as well do it if you want to because it's highly unlikely that you'll stay together with your current partner and get married. Why miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime, amirite?

Yeah, and I'm gonna go murder someone because we all know they're gonna die eventually.

If you think about it many of the stories we grew up with have bad morales. Peter Pan: It's okay to follow charismatic strangers out the window, Cinderella: It's okay to sneak out of the house and go to a party, etc. amirite?

But those aren't the overall messages of the stories. That's like saying Harry Potter teaches kids it's okay to kill bald guys

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?
It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
@1310439

I'm pretty sure not letting gays get married is harming gay people.

Also: http://ctrlv.in/27864

It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?

It sucks when you ask a guy carrying a sofa if he needs any help with it, and he just rolls his eyes says "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw."

Then he gets pissed if you actually do it

When you think about it, if someone actually invented a time machine, it'd be kind of scary. Nothing would ever be definite, and the past would always be changing. And then we have all the unintentional mistakes and outcomes to worry about. amirite?

Not to mention Koreans escaping from the futer

There's no way it was an "accident" that the Earth magically formed by itself and had oxygen, water, sunlight, and humans who "accidentally" were made but coincidentally had reproductive organs, brains, and body parts perfectly arranged so that we could move and breathe and think. Why couldn't God just have done all that stuff on purpose? amirite?
It makes no sense that in drugstores, sick people have to go to the back of the store to get a prescription, but healthy and able-bodied people can get cigarettes at the front of the store, amirite?
@1291096

Jesus, just cure us all already.

If it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to frown, we should all go around telling fat people bad news, amirite?

McDonald's is shutting down!

Cannibals have a cup of Joe every morning for breakfast, amirite?

Joe mama's a cannibal.

Pirates and Ninjas should just be friends, amirite?
It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
@1310465

Okay, I hope you don't mind if we pass a law that takes away your rights. You'll get over it.

Randomly purchasing 32 watermelons and then eating 17 of them isn't normal, but on math it is, amirite?
Just because you don't support gays doesn't mean you dislike them and it doesn't make you a homophobe, amirite?