You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?

It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Not the same joke, but it fits.

You love that part of the book where one of the characters says the title of the book in dialogue and you finally understand why the author chose that name, amirite?

"I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am."

Stride and Extra should team up. With the combination of flavor-changing gum and realistic-desert-flavored gum, they could create Willy Wonka gum. That would be so freaking exciting, amirite?

Wait wait wait, there's gum that tastes like a real desert? With the sand and everything? How did I not know this?

You look at some posts and just think, "thats going to get torn apart by grammar nazi's", amirite?
@adizzleshaw Like you, the correct grammar for the plural form of "nazi" is "nazis." No apostrophe.

"Nazis" should be capitalized since they were a political party, and therefore, a proper noun.

Sex between teens shouldn't be an issue. Sex between non-married people should be an issue. The only reason teen sex is an issue right now is because teens can't get married, which was allowed back then. Society has changed the focus on whose to blame: teens instead of wedlock. amirite?

The only sex that should be an issue is unprotected and/or unwanted sex.

It's kinda odd how in Goldilocks and the three bears Papa bear and Mama bear don't share a bed, amirite?
Pointless acronyms FTW, amirite?
Racism, sexism, etc. is a two-way street. You can't call a man telling a woman "You do that well...for a woman" sexist without a woman saying "Man up" being called sexist, amirite?
@LittleRed But "man up" is just an expression, and it's used towards women a lot too.

Implying that women need to be more like men. It's a sexist statement, even though most don't see it that way. It's similar to someone telling someone to "stop being such a girl".
It's subliminally saying that being female is a negative thing.

Possimpible: The point where possible and impossible meet.

I feel this is appropriate for this post somehow.

Picky eaters should get over themselfs and be grateful that they even have food in the first place. amirite?

So...because I live in a country where I have the luxury to buy and eat only foods that I like, I have to just get over myself? No, I'm sorry. There are some foods that I simply do not like the taste of. I'm allowed to have personal preferences.

If you're not getting it from the wife, it's not "cheating", it's "keeping your sanity", amirite?
@1664736

If one member in a marriage is withholding sex, there's usually a reason for it. So instead of going out and sleeping with someone else, wouldn't it be better in the long run to just work out whatever issue there is that is causing the lack of sex instead of causing more problems by cheating?

Monopoly is annoying, frustrating, and takes forever to play, but when someone asks you if you want to play, you always say yes, amirite?

I love Monopoly, and I'm normally the person asking others to play. It's a lot less frustrating when you have the credit cards, and people who are actually willing to do trades.

If a single living cell was found on a distant planet, scientists would exclaim that we have found life elsewhere in the universe. So why is a single living cell found in the womb of a pregnant woman not considered life, amirite?
@Pug I responded to this twice above. Besides the universal law, I believe God has a will for everyone. We can't...

The words "I believe" usually are what invalidate arguments. But while a lot of us probably do respect your opinion, that respect can only go so far when you try to prevent others who may not necessarily agree with those beliefs from doing something that they may feel is necessary. And sometimes, it is necessary.

It is by no means necessary to have a Starbucks directly across the street from another Starbucks, amirite?
@sosilly My town center is like that too except that there's a Starbucks in Albertsons instead of Target. It's crazy how...

Yeah, I know.

My university needs another one. The only Starbucks we have is in our student center, and there's always HUGE lines. I can never get coffee before class or work. Ever.