I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.
Or know the difference between Indian and Native American.
It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Not the same joke, but it fits.
They need a Sleep Number.
If one member in a marriage is withholding sex, there's usually a reason for it. So instead of going out and sleeping with someone else, wouldn't it be better in the long run to just work out whatever issue there is that is causing the lack of sex instead of causing more problems by cheating?
"What's his name, what's his name? WE DELETED HIS NAME!"
I'm pretty sure he starts talking about someone else when he says "those baggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps".
Well if she was born on 9/11, then she would only be nine years old, and NOT in high school.
Way to make us single people feel like shit by reminding us, again, that we aren't dating someone right now.
And so you felt the need to comment...why?
Same here, only they half respond to what I said, and then look at me and say, "DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY [insert swear word here]?!"
Obviously a lot of people do, considering Harry Potter is one of the most successful movie AND book franchises in history. And that their author is the richest author in the world.
A lot of people are. I know a lot of Christians that believe that homosexuality is morally wrong, but they don't think that their beliefs should infringe on others' rights.
They're the ones you never hear about because of the batshit crazy religious fanatics you hear about all the time.
"Nazis" should be capitalized since they were a political party, and therefore, a proper noun.
"I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am."