You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

One of the ways Twilight is cool is because Bella loves Jacob even though he's Indian, while in Harry Potter, there are only white people, because I guess J K Rowling just doesn't like people who aren't white. Just one reason Twilight is better, amirite?
@Dameequa obviously. Twilight fans can't use proper grammar and spelling.

Or know the difference between Indian and Native American.

A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?

It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Not the same joke, but it fits.

It's kinda odd how in Goldilocks and the three bears Papa bear and Mama bear don't share a bed, amirite?
If you're not getting it from the wife, it's not "cheating", it's "keeping your sanity", amirite?
@1664736

If one member in a marriage is withholding sex, there's usually a reason for it. So instead of going out and sleeping with someone else, wouldn't it be better in the long run to just work out whatever issue there is that is causing the lack of sex instead of causing more problems by cheating?

Images of brain neurons and synapses look eerily similar to images of space and galaxies, making you wonder: what if "space" is the brain or cells of some other giant creature (or maybe God) and we are a tiny part of it, and what if that creature is just a tiny part of another, larger creature, and what if, within ourselves, we are each a "universe" to other things, amirite?
In Flo Rida's song 'Low', he states that Shawty is wearing Apple Bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps.. WHAT IS SHE, SOME KIND OF FOUR-LEGGED MORPH WOMAN? In all honesty, I'm not surprised the whole club is looking at her. amirite?

I'm pretty sure he starts talking about someone else when he says "those baggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps".

Worst Case Scenario: "Hi, my name is Katrina Elle Kida, my birthday is September 11, 2001 and I attend Columbine Elementary School," amirite?
@780414

Well if she was born on 9/11, then she would only be nine years old, and NOT in high school.

You're currently dating someone, amirite?

Way to make us single people feel like shit by reminding us, again, that we aren't dating someone right now.

When Voldemort found the Potters' home, James fought against him even though he knew he had no chance of surviving, just to give a chance of escape to his wife and son. He sacrificed himself for them, just like Lily did for Harry, so why was Voldemort able to kill Lily, amirite?
The less you use swear words, the more power they have when you do use them. amirite?
@gananas Exactly. Whenever I say a swear word, everyone shuts up. I only say them when things are seriously going down.

Same here, only they half respond to what I said, and then look at me and say, "DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST SAY [insert swear word here]?!"

You would be really disappointed if JK Rowling published another book in the Harry Potter series, the story's finished, there shouldn't be anymore books, amirite?
@WHO GIVES A FUCK.

Obviously a lot of people do, considering Harry Potter is one of the most successful movie AND book franchises in history. And that their author is the richest author in the world.

No, just because I stand up for gay rights does not make me gay. I stand up for animal rights, but that doesnt make me an animal. I'm against deforestation but that doesnt make me a tree, amirite?
@MyLittlePony You're for gay rights but against homosexuality?

A lot of people are. I know a lot of Christians that believe that homosexuality is morally wrong, but they don't think that their beliefs should infringe on others' rights.
They're the ones you never hear about because of the batshit crazy religious fanatics you hear about all the time.

You look at some posts and just think, "thats going to get torn apart by grammar nazi's", amirite?
@adizzleshaw Like you, the correct grammar for the plural form of "nazi" is "nazis." No apostrophe.

"Nazis" should be capitalized since they were a political party, and therefore, a proper noun.

You love that part of the book where one of the characters says the title of the book in dialogue and you finally understand why the author chose that name, amirite?

"I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am."