strawberryfroze

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?

I can imagine Alan from The Hangover doing this :3

"I fell out of a 15 story building once." "OMG, you're lucky to be alive!" "I know, imagine if I wasn't on the first floor!", amirite?
@AntiJokeChicken I spose.

I think you mean, "I agree wholeheartedly." :P

Parent's never know when their own kids lose their virginity, amirite?

That unnecessary apostrophe is bothering me.

"I fell out of a 15 story building once." "OMG, you're lucky to be alive!" "I know, imagine if I wasn't on the first floor!", amirite?
@AntiJokeChicken You can't really "fall" if you're on the first floor.

First floors have windows - you can fall out of a window :3

We have this student teacher who is a "Vegetarian", but she still eats eggs. Using that logic, I could eat unborn, human fetuses and not be a cannibal. amirite?
Tons of kids are bullied everyday for their beliefs and just who they are. straight people commit suicide too, yet as soon as a few homosexuals take their own life, let's make a national wear purple day and have it be top story headline junk for a month! amirite?

I think it's just because being straight is accepted, but being gay is not (in general.) They make a huge deal of it because people are bullied for being gay but they a not bullied for being straight. I reckon they also want to emphasise the fact that bullying someone for being gay is an attack on all gays collectively. It's something to help get their whole message across.

No one understands what it's like to have a twin. Your twin is ALWAYS number one in your life. He/she is above other family members, friends, and even yourself. It's a bond that one will never get, so stop calling us weird for doing "twin things", amirite?
What's the point of having right and left earbuds labeled and put into the correct ear? It's not like a rap song is going to randomly start saying "I'm rappin' in yo left ear, now i'm rappin' in yo right, if that's not correct then yo' that ain't tight", amirite?

They're designed to fit each ear - if they're in the wrong ear it's uncomfortable and it doesn't sound as good. But hey, I guess it doesn't bother some people.

Getting married to have sex is like getting on an airplane to have peanuts, amirite?
@Janae17 This post is pretty irrelevant. When is the last time you heard someone say I'm get married JUST to have sex? A lot...

I don't think Danny is trying to insinuate that people sit there and go, "Hey, wanna fuck? Best we get married first, though!" and run off to the altar, solely so they can bonk each other... Rather that people often rush into marriage because they're eager to have sex but don't truly wish to be married (yet, at least.)

For all we know, other animals have religion, amirite?

Humans are animals with a serious superiority complex xD

Guys: is it really THAT hard to understand us girls? There's not much to it. Tell us the truth, be kind when we're on our periods, talk and get to know us, be NICE, and hang out with us and ask us out if you're even a little interested. All we want is someone to care for us and hold us, amirite?
people in relationships are usually okay with cold weather because they can cuddle but lonely people are like fml it's cold, amirite?

Pssh, I just cuddle with my friends.

That sounds really lame, now that I've typed it out.

Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college. amirite?

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Stick that in your juice box and SUCK IT.

You also wonder what the hell happened to the mermaid and missionary in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, amirite?

Hopefully there'll be another sequel that it's explained in.