Whoever came up with the phrase "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me" didn't know what the hell they were talking about, amirite?

“Sticks and stones may break our bones, but words will break our hearts.” ~Robert Fulghum

If the thing you're most talented at is really pointless you feel sort of cheated, talent wise, amirite?

falling in love with fictional characters and celebrities

Sometimes you just make up random shit when you're writing essays, amirite?

My forte: fake quotes from fake people.

You hate it when people say your lunch looks or smells gross, amirite?

Them: "What is that?" disgusted face
You: " It's insert food item"
Them: "Grossss!"

Well screw you.

Guys: you hate penis farts. amirite?
Shay Mitchell (from Pretty Little Liars) looks like Pocahontas, amirite?
Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 was made to scare teenagers by telling them if you get pregnant, you will die, amirite?
Sometimes, it's more upsetting when an animal dies, in a movie, rather than a person, amirite?

or a house-elf.

Dear teenage girls, in America we do not speak "American", in Mexico they do not speak "Mexican", and in Denmark they do not speak "Denmarkian". amirite?

Teenage Boy At My School: "When you lived in Japan, did you speak America?"

Also...Japanese people do not speak "Asian". SIGH.

You've accidentally read "organisms" as "orgasms" in the science book, amirite?

thank god not out loud...

reading to self: "dsflayepnavckvnae....ORGASMS!?!?!?"

Gay marriage should be legal, amirite?
<em>Authors note: This is for a report and I'd appreciate it if you could give me reasons why you think it should be legal in the comments. If I use your ideas you will be cited in my report.</em>

gay marriage should be legal.

over 44 species of animals have homosexuality as part of their "culture", but only humans get homophobia.

if two people love each other, that's all that should matter.

and does it affect anyone? not really. if 2 gay/lesbian people get married, they cannot have children. so they adopt, usually. that means less parentless children.

i'm a christian, but there are some things in the bible that are outdated. the bible said that eating shellfish is sinful, i don't see every single christian following that. i don't see every single christian staying home and not doing anything on sunday. you can't take everything in the bible literally. and, hate gay people but love everyone? that makes no sense.

also, religion and politics should not influence each other. two completely different fields.

being gay should not influence any part of your life except your sexuality. it should not influence your rights as a human being at all. "and liberty and justice for all," it says, but not really. love who you want to love.

The Emperor's New Groove was an awesome movie, but Emperor's New School is garbage, amirite?


Girls: When you where younger and you watched Drake & Josh you always thought Drake was SO hot...but looking at him now you realize he is a short, skinny, ginger... amirite?

hey now! gingers can be Rupert Grint:)

isnt it horrible when you work really hard to get in to a play just so you can get the worst part possible, amirite?

Story of my freaking LIFE.

You know you're a band geek when you have a favorite key signature or time signature, amirite?

6/8 and 4/4...concert E flat! :D