The capitalist / free market sounds great as an idea but it has lead us to monopolies controlling every industry. amirite?

Would you rather the government controls every industry?

All guys love at least 1 dick, amirite?
People might now know how precious life is till they are about to lose theirs, amirite?

Everyone's immortal until they get punched by Mike Tyson.

There are fruits and vegetables on a pizza. amirite?
Pain is a reminder we are still alive. amirite?

I hurt myself today

To see if I still feel

I focus on the pain

The only thing that's real

In the future it would make the most sense to colonize space with Jockey-sized adults, amirite?

And big black eyes...

There was no such thing as bad breath before the toothbrush was invented. amirite?
@krisjimsampson Yea people definitely ate mint leaves and other items in order to freshen their breath.

I think humans figured out that other humans could have bad breath ages before the toothbrush. There were probably many other "remedies" for it along with mint leaves.

People who use the "ツ" symbol as a smiley face are probably confusing so many Japanese people online. amirite?

Monolingual American here, what does that symbol mean in Japanese?

Your birth certificate is probably the oldest item of yours that you still have. amirite?

not in my case

In the Harry Potter universe there are probably hundreds of different spells designed for sex, amirite?

I wouldn't know because my mother never allowed me to watch Harry Potter cause apparently JK Rowling was atheist

Adding the prefix "Shadow-" to any object makes it sound infinitely cooler. amirite?
@kcrain Shadow dad left to pick up smokes when I was four

Ah, but if they were Shadow Smokes then it's probably understandable.

We as humans have created breeding grounds without ever calling them breeding grounds (bars, nightclubs, etc.) amirite?

i'd call them courting grounds, unless you're talking about the bar bathrooms.

Being naked was normal in the old days, amirite?

How old are you?

People today worry about bad AI's, the climate and microplastics, but from history we know that whatever people worried about most wasn't really a problem 100 years later. amirite?
Puberty starts at age 6, amirite?

They lied to me.