-41The idea for captain underpants is as much a child's fantasy as it is a School principles fever dream; he's a grown man under hypnotic control of 2 students who strip him down to his underwear. amirite?
+48Celebrities can't find out which celebrities they look like because the app will match them with themselves. amirite?
+64Each time you ejaculate you randomize what your future offspring will be. amirite?
+40People who die during sex basically go out the way they came in. amirite?