There is no such thing as Almond Milk because there's no such thing as an almond titty. amirite?

I've seen some close to that color.

People who use hand gestures while they talk must knock over significantly more things at the dinner table, amirite?

I don't come here to be attacked okay.

Every gay person is a virgin because they've never had vaginal sex. amirite?

... not all gay people have not had vaginal sex.

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

...but they remember me.

The afterlife seems like it'll be overcrowded. amirite?

If there's an afterlife or a premortal life then it should have infinite space, especially if an omnipotent deity resides there.

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?
The areas in our body that we don't want hair to grow on are the areas that will not go bald unless shaven. amirite?

My grandmother talked about her bald vagina all the time… so there's that.

If the universe circles back on itself, then theoretically, with a telescope powerful enough, you could watch the Big Bang. amirite?
Someone had to translate entire windows to other languages, amirite?
@Apartlavishness And every software that you use.

And every game you play. And most websites you use. Wow it's almost like translating stuff into other languages was a common thing...

The scene in Frozen where Ana punches Hans would never be allowed if the genders were reversed. amirite?
$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?

The key here is that 50g's has the potential to turn in to very much money

Nursing homes are where we place inconvenient people. amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker To be honest, this though came to me after I distilled down what nursing homes seem to be at their most base. I...

Yeah, I appreciate that. Our caretaking system is not great but a lot of us just have little to no choice in it.

Put a condom on inside out so she can last all night. amirite?

The only condom that works differently inside out are the ribbed ones, for your pleasure now

If a man does balls transplant, and then he has a child, it won't be his child. amirite?

Do you know enough about biology to be confident in that theory? Are sperm programmed and designed by the testicle or by another entity in the body?

Most people who put "Microsoft Word" as a skill in their curriculums just use it like a typewriter, amirite?

I had to learn to properly use it for college classes, various classes also require various styles of writing as well