The areas in our body that we don't want hair to grow on are the areas that will not go bald unless shaven. amirite?

My grandmother talked about her bald vagina all the time… so there's that.

Nursing homes are where we place inconvenient people. amirite?
@Crazymotherfuker To be honest, this though came to me after I distilled down what nursing homes seem to be at their most base. I...

Yeah, I appreciate that. Our caretaking system is not great but a lot of us just have little to no choice in it.

It takes a weight off your shoulders to embrace being stupid. It'll no longer feel bad to have someone accuse you of being a moron, they were the idiot here for taking so long to figure it out. amirite?

What weight? Ignorance is bliss in the first place.

There is no such thing as Almond Milk because there's no such thing as an almond titty. amirite?

I've seen some close to that color.

Given that other animals are able to count, humans probably weren't the first species in our evolution to be counting. There was probably some lizard or rat or something down the line that started counting one day. amirite?

But can you count how many are left?

Most people who put "Microsoft Word" as a skill in their curriculums just use it like a typewriter, amirite?

I had to learn to properly use it for college classes, various classes also require various styles of writing as well

Admit it, you don't know any Greek people who haven't been dead for more than 2000 years. amirite?

giannis antetokounmpo????

The ocean has killed more people over the years than all wars combined. amirite?
$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?

The key here is that 50g's has the potential to turn in to very much money

Tell a lie once and all of your truths become questionable, amirite?

Someone's been busted...

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?
people who hate tw's basically have a trigger warning for trigger warnings, amirite?

I hate the idea of them. I've had traumatic experiences hell I'm diagnosed with ptsd but I don't sit in fear of every little thing that might remind me of what happened

If a man does balls transplant, and then he has a child, it won't be his child. amirite?

Do you know enough about biology to be confident in that theory? Are sperm programmed and designed by the testicle or by another entity in the body?

The afterlife seems like it'll be overcrowded. amirite?

If there's an afterlife or a premortal life then it should have infinite space, especially if an omnipotent deity resides there.

The scene in Frozen where Ana punches Hans would never be allowed if the genders were reversed. amirite?