Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?

Aww so sad. I guess the only good one is two lines with the same equation, that means they're together forever :D
Oh and math also has cannibalism, because 7 8 9! Haha so old.

A true test of patience: waiting behind someone filling a water bottle at the water fountain, amirite?

True gentleman: Letting the girl behind him and fill up her waterbottle first even though he already waited a long time.
:D

When you get home from buying something it always feels exciting pulling the things you bought out of the shopping bag again. Especially if you have short-term memory because it's like a mystery bag, amirite?
Why do guys only want girls to make them sandwiches? I mean, besides cereal, that's probably the only thing guys can make without messing up too badly...amirite?
@Truuninja Girls make way better sandwiches, and we don't want to fuss them too much, so like, we ask for something simple...

You get brownie points for sucking up to the women that basically overpower this website. XD
Just kidding.

You feel powerful when you know a friend's password, amirite?
When you wake up late, you don't know if you should eat breakfast or lunch, amirite?

Na, I hate breakfast. So either brunch or lunch.

You enjoy commenting on how unrealistic some "teen" movies are while watching them, amirite?
@lucich ha, i love that movie, it's definitely extremely accurate. (:

I'd say most of it was pretty accurate, but the whole school cat-fight thing wasn't really that true. Atleast not in my school.

Capitalization is unfair to letters in the middle of sentences, amirite?

PAPER TOWNS. :O

You'd rather date someone who has a great personality, but is a bit of a dork than someone who's ridiculously hot, but has the IQ of a chicken. amirite?

I love dorks.

Some names only suit babies, and some names only suit old people, amirite?

Norman?
I know a kid younger than me named that though ahha.

You would sacrifice your life to save a hundred people, amirite?
@CapedCrusader Oh, so it was someone you knew that had to die. That makes it a lot more interesting. Even if one of my family...

Nah, they didn't tell them that their family member had to die. In the short story, the rules were- if you press this button, someone you don't know will die, and you will get $150,000 (that was a lot back then i guess.)
So the lady pressed the button even though her husband didn't want her to, and her husband died because she didn't know her husband well enough. And the 150,000 was from her husbands insurance.

In the movie, the rules were the same, but what they did was once one person pressed the button they got a million dollars and then the guy gave the same offer to other random people. once they pressed the button, the person before who took the offer would get killed. and it went in a cycle like that.

the school board should let us submit our own pictures for the yearbook. as long as they fit certain rules, I mean why not? i'd like to look nice in a book that everyone who knows me will have (and look back at) the rest of their lives! amirite?
Quaker should put poison in 1 in every 2,000 boxes of Life cereal, so their new slogan could be "What's Life without a little risk?", amirite?
When you get home from buying something it always feels exciting pulling the things you bought out of the shopping bag again. Especially if you have short-term memory because it's like a mystery bag, amirite?
@lmao what language is that? stupid whore

I'm not sure. If you copy and paste the phrases into Google Translate and keep translating them to different languages, you might get some wacky translations like that.

Drawing a realistic hand is difficult, amirite?

I can draw only a hand but not on a full body cartoon thing you know? I just give up and make them blobs. _^