Tatum_MinusChanning

You're interested in seeing what the Mini Pop Kids/ Kidzbop do to Gangnum Style. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" just isn't going to cut it. amirite?

It would probably be, "HEYYYY PRETTY LADDY!"

Well the name Starbucks comes from the novel Moby Dick, the first mate's name is Starbuck and he's always drinking coffee. I just assumed that the mermaid was just going along with the whole mariner theme.

Movie titles are so unoriginal these days. For example: We Bought a Zoo and Man on a Ledge, I wonder what those could be about? amirite?

And Man on a Ledge would be a documentary about a single dad raising his twelve children

Often times you think "Ooh I want to eat that, but I shouldn't. I'll just eat that other healthier thing." You wonder how different your body would look if you just always ate what you wanted the first time, amirite?

I wonder what my body would look like if I ate the healthy thing

You love the feeling of complete control you get during a test after studying your ass off for it. It just makes conquering all the tricky little pitfalls and traps so much more satisfying. Like you'll look at a question and think, "Oh, you're trying to make me think the answer is B? Try again bitch", amirite?
It's funny to think of the last song you heard and then add "in my ass" after it, amirite?

Jenny was a friend of mine in my ass

On the first day of the school when the teacher asks everyone to say an interesting fact about themselves, you instantly forget every aspect of your life, amirite?
You didn't like how in the Hunger Games they got some chubby girl to play Katniss when in the books he was described as being highly fit, amirite?
@Lesbo?

No, matter of opinion

it can be sexy when girls play with their hair. amirite?

It says : it can be sexy when girls play with their hair

The only words that anybody really knows about Sweet Caroline is: SWEET CAROLINE! BA BA BAAA! amirite?

Sweet Caroline BA BA BAA
Good times never seem so good.
I've been inclined BA BA BAA
To believe they never would...

You didn't like how in the Hunger Games they got some chubby girl to play Katniss when in the books he was described as being highly fit, amirite?

Jennifer Lawrence is beautiful...

You were a little stunned when you found out Jesse McCartney co-wrote "Bleeding Love" and recorded his own version of it, amirite?

Crazy... I thought he dropped off the face of the earth

Popular kids accept that they are popular, jocks accept that they are a jock, nerds accept that they are a nerd, but why cant sluts accept that they are a slut? Amirite?

Because a true slut can't admit it to herself.

Keith is the worst name a guy can have, amirite?

I know a guy whose parents named him Tree...

You know somebody with a nickname that has nothing to do with their actual name, amirite?

Like Fat Amy, when her real name's Fat Patricia