TeddyBearsAreAlive

Long naps give you hangovers...nap hangovers. amirite?
When Helen Keller's man left her she never saw or heard from him again, amirite?

She really misses his touch

There's always that one person in your art class whose way better at art than anyone else, amirite?

I end up being that person a lot, and I really hate when people you don't even know are like WHOA NESS TELL ME HOW YOU DID THAT?!
I'm just like, "Uh, I took this pencil... and drew a fish..."
I can't deny I'm an attention whore, ofc. But it still bothers me when everyone makes a big deal out of it and just stares at me like a creeper while Im working.

There's always that one person in your art class whose way better at art than anyone else, amirite?

And they are always very aware that they are better than everyone else and go around shoving it in everyones face, writing it in comments, etc.

@your gay

My gay? I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you mean. I don't have a gay, and if I do, I seem to have misplaced it. Oh wait, you have my gay. It's okay, you can keep it. There. It's your gay now. Have fun with it.

Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?

That's a great way to tell someone you want a divorce.
"These flowers will last as long as our marriage."
"These flowers are dead."
"Yeah, we need to talk"