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Science doesn't disprove god, it just tells us what and how he did it, amirite?

No way'd just because you called God a he.

Science doesn't disprove god, it just tells us what and how he did it, amirite?
When you watch shows like 16 and Pregnant, you begin to worry and think that you're pregnant too and then you remember that you're really not... amirite?

I always freak out and then I'm like "Wait...I'm 13 and a virgin..."

You should be offended when your religious friends don't try to convert you. If they don't, they're basically just saying they don't mind if you're eternally damned, amirite?
@The world may never know

it takes 3,456 licks! I counted.

What if people really do see the things that they claim are ghosts, except they aren't really spirits or poltergeists? What if what they're really seeing is a chunk of time that got temporarily lost? So a girl could've been brushing her teeth in your bathroom 50 years ago but that time got mixed up and you're seeing it happen right now. It's not really happening, but you see it. That would be pretty creepy but insanely awesome, amirite?

Well that makes sense because people assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

The best part of ramen noodles is the juice. amirite?

I like saving it until I have a few gallons so I can poor it in my bathtub and pretend to be a noodle.

It's really interesting to see just how close-knit the Amirite? Community can be. For example if some new user showed up and read a comment on the post of the day that said "OP must have got POTD by using a time macne to go to the futer and suck Anthony's dick." and it had 12 favorites and a plus 60 they'd wonder what the hell is wrong with us, amirite?

OP must have got POTD by using a time macne to go to the futer and suck Anthony's dick

Am i doin it rite?

This is for a stats project, please help. You exercise at least 3-5 days per week, amirite?
@DandyLion If I do more then 5, should I vote it up or down?

The words "at least" mean you would vote this up, you sexy body builder, you.

It's not at all sad that I love you guys more than my real friends. Amirite?
Music: the only place where 6/8 and 3/4 are not the same thing, amirite?
Committing suicide is a 6 step process. Step 1: Find a cliff... now take 5 more steps, amirite?
@Brettward95 That would be the coolest way to kill yourself.

Actually renting a helicopter, flying onto a roof of a museum, stealing a dinosaur fossil, flying as far as you can into the sky with the helicopter until it breaks down and jumping, on the dino's back and jumping out, landing on a giant trampoline (dying from the impact and having your dead carcass land into a ball pit at Chuck E. Cheeses, scaring the shit out of some kids would be the coolest way to die.

When my Mom wanted to introduce me to sex with "The Talk," I laughed and said, "Been there, done that."

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Christians: Atheists often say one of the reasons we believe is because we feel comforted by the fact that there's a God watching over us and that we fear the reality that God may not exist. It would be logical to counter that one of the reasons they don't believe is because they fear that there's a God watching them, and they fear that He does exist. Amirite?

Oh man. <___< Ever heard religious diversity in the world? Please get out of that sheltered bubble of yours and see the truth. We're all different. We all have different appearances, foods, languages, religions, ect.
Don't try to prove another religion wrong. It's a douche move. That's like expecting everyone to look just like you and share in your exact same culture. This goes for EVERYONE. I don't care if you're Christian, Atheist, Jewish, Islamic, Pagan, Buddhist, or worship a giant, floating purple bear in the sky.

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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

I don't have arms you inconsiderate asshole.

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?
@Serg I don't have arms you inconsiderate asshole.

I don't have an asshole you inconsiderate douche

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