The-Merciless-Potato

We Are The Highest Intelligent Species In The Cosmos, amirite?

Maybe the rest of us. Jury's still out on you...

A piano is one of the hardest instruments to pick up. Think about it. amirite?

A Ukulele is one of the easiest to pick up. Think about it.

One day instead of asking if someone is an 80s, 90s, etc. music fan, people will ask if they're a 2000s,3000s, 4000s etc. music fan. amirite?

Ah yes, because we ask if you're a 2000s, 1000s, or 1000 BCE music fans

We drink 268.2 litters of saliva every year, but drinking a cup of it doesn't seem to appetizing. amirite?
For depressed people, walking around with a mouth covering is a nice way to not have to worry about forcing smiles when you really don't want to. amirite?
@Mcgee0 Not having to full-on smile at work anymore is genuinely a positive. Just give a lil eye squint and people get the...

Growing up I never understood how adults could always be so fake to each other... now as an adult, after trying to not be fake for 10 years, I've found that being fake - is wayyyyy easier than making any kind of friction.

it'd probably be worth it if you turned hand into a regenerative chocolate bar, amirite?
@fizzy_elephant wut?

what if every time you were craving chocolate you could just take a bite out of your hand and it would grow back like finger nail

it'd probably be worth it if you turned hand into a regenerative chocolate bar, amirite?
it'd probably be worth it if you turned hand into a regenerative chocolate bar, amirite?
If dogs had lifespans closer to those of a human (60+ years), then chances are, not many people would keep them as pets. amirite?

This is my greatest wish. My sweet pups inevitable demise tears me up already even though it's probably 10 years away.

Fire and Water come from the same two elements, Hydrogen and Oxygen, and can change between the two at different temperatures. amirite?

They also fight eachother.

Xanax missed out on a huge market opportunity by not being a cosponsor of the debate last night. amirite?

They need to push to get it added to the drinking water.

You've probably never formally introduced yourself to your siblings, amirite?

my mom introduced me to my sister when I was born, we met for the first time at the hospital

it'd probably be worth it if you turned hand into a regenerative chocolate bar, amirite?
it'd probably be worth it if you turned hand into a regenerative chocolate bar, amirite?
It's hard to measure the extent of your blindness. amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut If they were all blind in that same way then you would never know.

None of this means that it's hard to measure blindness.

What you're really saying is "there is some non-zero chance that everyone involved in testing and measuring blindness shares some as yet unknown blindness that impacts the measurement of blindness."