Since they have coats with built in heaters to keep you warm in the winter, they should make coats with built in air conditioning units to keep you cool in the summer. Amirite?

Yeah just dont wear a coat during summer.

Halloween would be a really easy time to dispose of a body. All you'd have to say to "What's this in your trunk sir?" is "Oh, just decorations", amirite?

or you could just display their dead body in your yard. nobody would question.

Halloween would be a really easy time to dispose of a body. All you'd have to say to "What's this in your trunk sir?" is "Oh, just decorations", amirite?

I was thinking the exact same thing earlier!

Guys: When you jack off into a fruit, you microwave it first, amirite?

Testi-coats. lol

You know you are an artist when: it bothers the living shit out of you when people shake the table when you are focusing hard on detail, you consider it to be almost taboo to touch other's artwork without asking, you have colored stains on almost all of your pants, or your hands are different colors and you dont mind. amirite?

Valid point. Ill keep it in mind.

You wonder what the thought processes are of certain people, amirite?

Sometimes I wonder that about myself

Guys: When you jack off into a fruit, you microwave it first, amirite?
@1853930

what does that have to do with anything?

Guys: When you jack off into a fruit, you microwave it first, amirite?

I think it gives you cancer

Sometimes when you are not happy with your life, you wake up wanting to drive your car into a brick wall, amirite?

Nope. I know that it will get better eventually.

Guys: When you jack off into a fruit, you microwave it first, amirite?

This is so fucked up. the things people will do for sexual gratification. XC

When you see someone in a Halloween costume, you get an idea of what kind of personality they have. An old fat guy in a banana suit, a twelve year old girl as a sexy bunny, a teenage guy as John Lennon. It's interesting how dressing up as someone you're not can tell so much about who you are, amirite?

I am being Senecra Crane.

If you want to make your husband happy, fry up some onions and garlic, then he will love you forever, amirite?

Mmmmm, I can already smell em! P:

If you want to make your husband happy, fry up some onions and garlic, then he will love you forever, amirite?

Haha well that escalated quickly!

If you want to make your husband happy, fry up some onions and garlic, then he will love you forever, amirite?

This is one of my favorite smells ever

No matter what, you always use the paper toilet covers in public restrooms, and if there aren't any, you make your own with toilet paper, amirite?

Even when you dump a load?