About me.

I don't care if this meme is dead. So am I, but I haven't given up yet.

All we want are hugs. We don't want to kill you... unless it's with hugs...

Unfortunately, in death, we struggle with giving a hug and our only way to express ourselves is to charge at you and slap you. We mean no harm.

If you have any questions regarding death, zombies, misconceptions about both ("Is it true that..."), feel free to ask me in comments or via messages on my profile. Who knows, maybe I will put up a FAQ if enough questions are asked!

The Tank: http://amirite.net/user/Dempsey
The Drunk: http://amirite.net/user/Nikolai
Miss Maxis: http://amirite.net/user/Samantha_Maxis
The Weirdo Japanese Guy: [ACCOUNT DEACTIVATED]

It appears that the fight amongst the Zombies characters has come to an end. Only I appear active. The Weirdo Japanese Guy's and The Doc's accounts have been terminated as well.

Regarding a comment a character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, we have no plans for Equestria. Zombie ponies are impossible due to magic rendering Element 115 ineffective on any species. Not only this, but we have found that Ununpentium is only reasonably effective on humans and dogs.
Just remember everyone: http://ctrlv.in/31837