The man who devised a way for the blind to read was brailliant, amirite?

I don't see what you did there.

It's sad that there are more clothing stores than highschools in the u.s, amirite?

Is it also sad that there are more rocks than schools? I guess we care about rocks more than education.

Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?
Marijuana should be legal EVERYWHERE. It's been proven to help cancer patients by stimulating their appetite and suppressing nausea, and as a recreational drug, it's less intoxicating than alcohol. Agree or disagree?

Why can't you guys just say that you want to get high? I'm sure you couldn't care less about the medical benefits to others you're just using them as a poster child for your cause.

Girls: You save all your menstrual blood in a cup throughout the year, and then pour it in with the punch at the school dance, amirite?

Why... Why is this positive...

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

99% of girls agree that sexism can go both ways. The other 1% visit amirite.

One death is a tragedy
A million deaths is a statistic.

You aren't the way your 2nd grade self imagined and hoped you would be at your current age, amirite?

Honestly my second grade self didn't really think that far ahead.

How do hobos deal with their periods, amirite?

Is it weird that I've always thought of hobos as only guys?

Do you have a favorite quote(s)? If so, feel free to comment it.

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best." -Adolf Hitler

You wonder if people recognize your username on this site. amirite?
"Age is just a number," said the 48 year-old man in love with a barely turned 18 year-old, amirite?

My girlfriend's parents called me a pedophile because I'm 38 and she's 20.
It ruined our ten year anniversary.

I'm a 16 year old guy who doesn't have a Facebook and doesn't play COD. I need to be protected in a zoo, amirite?

Good for you?

If you think back to every person you have dated or crushed really hard on, you see some kind of similarity in personality between all of them, or at least most.. Congratulations, you just realized you have a "type". amirite?

Oh my god... They're all women!

Cities are beautiful at night