+372A bunch of countries come to Britain, plant their flags and try to get gold. It's like history, but opposite, amirite?
+433You can't change the world you're born in, only the one you die in, amirite?
+525There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns... and clowns. amirite?
+326"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes, the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. amirite?
+563The Olympics would be more interesting if they combined sports, downhill skiing archery anyone? amirite?
+495One day it dawns on you that you're starting to get old. Then it dawns on you that you are old. Then it dawns on you that every second that ticks by is just another inch that you've dragged your carcass towards your own cold grave. Then one day stuff stops dawning on you... 'cause you died. amirite?
+397If you're murdered by your parents it's considered a late abortion? amirite?
+564I need new shoes, my current ones have a hole big enough to fit my foot into, amirite?
+555If you poke your foot and it hurts, and you poke your leg and it hurts, and you poke your arm and it hurts, then you may have a broken finger, amirite?
+119You're starting a drunk brawl today with the first person who stereotypes the Irish, amirite?