When you're dating someone it's ok for them to see you naked but after you break up with them it becomes embarrassing and inappropriate, amirite?

Someones never had freaky, angry re-encounter sex. . .

The only time you CAN please everyone is at an orgy, amirite?

Yet at a balloon orgy, you only left everyone down

If Obi Wan nudged Anakin just a foot down, the most badass bad guy ever would never exist, amirite?

That's kind of the whole point. In the prequels we see a Jedi order of immense size and strength, with rigid rules, yet lacking in the commitment to truly follow through.

Then Anakin brings balance to the force by reducing things down to 2 Jedi and 2 Sith (actually balancing the light/dark in the universe, and Obi Wan can't bring himself to fix it.

Then we Luke in from an underdog position with the courage to do whatever it takes. First in confronting Vader on Cloud City, and then trusting his very life to the good he senses in his father.

Many animals lactate, but it's only considered socially acceptable to drink from a select few. amirite?

You ever tried to milk a cat?

The mouth has hair grow around it because it too can be a sexual organ. amirite?
@freq432 Yeah but... No. It's not an organ at all...

Skin is... and there is skin all on it. Idk I'm grasping for straws here.

If everyone gets the corona disease then no one will have the corona disease. amirite?

Not how that works but OK

No pizza company ever thinks of recruiting The Flash as their delivery guy. amirite?

because they all want Tobey Maguire dude, no one says "Pizza Time" like he does

You only watch videos about tv shows to find a way to recapture the feeling of watching it for the first time. amirite?
@freq432 Did they ever find the lamb sauce?

No one did buddy...

And It makes Gordon FURIOUS!!!

You only watch videos about tv shows to find a way to recapture the feeling of watching it for the first time. amirite?

No? I watch videos of "Hells Kitchen" or "Kitchen Nightmares" everyday. It's not because I wanna 'recapture the feeling of watching it for the first time' but it is because I like Gordon Ramsay's shows.

There is a nonzero chance you've shaken hands with a criminal, amirite?

There's virtually a certainty of it.

@No rush, trash just got picked up, youve got a whole week.

no please get in the bag now so I can go home. please

On Halloween we dress as skeleton, but every other day of the year our skeletons dress as us. amirite?

I don't dress as a skeleton on halloween

A milkshake a day keeps the bad vibes away. amirite?

Unless you have a dairy allergy

Christmas is the least likely time someone will break up with you, amirite?
The reason why we hit our little toe so often is because we rarely use it and thus our brain forgets to count it as part of the body sometimes. amirite?

brutally hits penis