+695There are seven letters in 'cabbage', and seven letters in 'pillows'. Coincidence? I think so! amirite?
+2,280"Can you scoop the litterbox?" sigh "yes mom" "and can you speak in a different tone of voice?" "HOLY SHIT I LOVE SCOOPING THE FUCKING LITTERBOX :D", amirite?
+619It would suck to have a psychologist as a parent. Just imagine "CRAP! I spilled the orange juice on the floor!" "Good, and how does that make you feel?" amirite?
+2,461It was perfect that Jesus waited three days to come back to life. If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude... amirite?
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+953Why do little kids as young as 7 have cell phones nowadays? All I want to do is kidnap them and they just HAVE to dial 911 on their little phone while they're in my van, amirite?
+1,333I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder, amirite?