TheShamWowGuy

I'm a lot more active on twitter than amirite now. Feel free to follow me @ https://twitter.com/IAmPaulVogel
Let's just say I'm legal now...
I like rainy days better than sunny days...
I will never be too old to play in snow...
I like watching all the cartoons I watched as a kid to relive the memories...
If i could speak Spanish, that would be wicked... or should i say "malvado"
I can ripstick... Also, I'm single... Probably because I can ripstick...
People with fake tans just make me laugh...
No i was not one of those leash kids, yes, i should have been...
I love to break it down. I have been told that i am "A white boy" with so called "black boy dance moves" ...
I will always join in a sand volleyball game.. and destroy! ...
Short girls are the cutest (in my opinion)....
People tell me i am a ginger all the time but they are clearly color blind and retarded...
However, i do have close to a trillion freckles, i am waiting for them to all come together and form one complete magnificent tan...
I definitely have my opinions and piss people off quite frequently, but i try to be open minded, i really do...
When it comes to religion, I'm always the devil's advocate
I will try very hard to marry a bilingual girl because that.. is just sexy. For example... User: QuaintPancakes speaks French. I just might try to marry her...
My meals currently consists of Caffeine and Ramen. I call it the "Cafmen Diet"...
I like watching the commercials before the movie starts...
I always end up watching infomercials about useless crap (ab machines and blenders)...
AND i am a complete sucker for chemistry jokes...

oh and not to sound penis-y, but i lost track of my potd's
http://www.amirite.net/543920
http://www.amirite.net/496897
http://www.amirite.net/542536
http://www.amirite.net/645674
http://www.amirite.net/726132
http://www.amirite.net/731863
http://www.amirite.net/703503

The beautiful babes of amirite!