thinkfathomless

Lazy rule number 42: If it isn't on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist, amirite?
@unless it's porn. then it exists.

That's under Internet Rules, Rule 34. Know your rules people, know your rules.

In Britain we have Guy Fawkes night, where we celebrate the failed murder of the king. In a hundred years, maybe America will have a Bin Laden night, where they celebrate the failed murder of the American Dream, amirite?
@i live in england, and since when did we celebrate guy fawkes night? O_o

Where the hell do you live?! Everywhere I've ever been in England (and especially around where I live) they have bonfires and firework displays around November 5th..

In Britain we have Guy Fawkes night, where we celebrate the failed murder of the king. In a hundred years, maybe America will have a Bin Laden night, where they celebrate the failed murder of the American Dream, amirite?
@At_home_in_AOTEAROA hate to point out the obvious here but it was a failed atempt to blow up parliament.

Yes, the plan was to blow up the houses of parliament but the point was, not just to see the pretty lights, but to murder King James I in order to hopefully install a monarch who had Catholic sympathies.
So yes, it was a failed attempt to blow up parliament but, at the same time, it was a failed attempt to murder the king.

<strong><a href="http://mywhiteproblems.com" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;">MyWhiteProblems.com</a></strong> is cool, amirite?
<strong><a href="http://mywhiteproblems.com" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;">MyWhiteProblems.com</a></strong> is cool, amirite?
@1485781

You've said. I get that. But whatever. smile smilie

<strong><a href="http://mywhiteproblems.com" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;">MyWhiteProblems.com</a></strong> is cool, amirite?
@1485548

I like touch amirite too.. But I think you're missing the point here. We're talking about a completely different website. :P Either that or I just don't really get the point you're trying to make.

Taking shots of Tequila is just another way of saying, "I like where I wake up to always be a surprise." Amirite?
@twat_waffle Or " this is going to make fuck a birdhouse"

Aaah, you're one of THOSE. There's always the weepy drunk, the happy drunk and the birdhouse-fucking drunk.

<strong><a href="http://mywhiteproblems.com" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;">MyWhiteProblems.com</a></strong> is cool, amirite?
@1485411

It's meant to go to 'Rich White Problems' which is basically a much worse version of the website Ant created

<strong><a href="http://mywhiteproblems.com" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;">MyWhiteProblems.com</a></strong> is cool, amirite?
@1485366

Sorry?! What are you talking about?

<strong><a href="http://mywhiteproblems.com" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;">MyWhiteProblems.com</a></strong> is cool, amirite?
<strong><a href="http://mywhiteproblems.com" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;">MyWhiteProblems.com</a></strong> is cool, amirite?
@Courage_Wolf Yeah people promoting their sites makes me so mad. It would be like if somebody hp'd a post on amirite just because...

I don't mind people promoting their own sites either (if you don't self promote, who's going to do it for you?!) but it's the way that those sites do it that always gets on my tits. You can't even get half way down the page without someone asking you to try out SixBillionSecrets or whatever.

<strong><a href="http://mywhiteproblems.com" target="_blank" style="color:#0000bb;">MyWhiteProblems.com</a></strong> is cool, amirite?
@Courage_Wolf http://www.richworldproblems.com/top?n lol

"Like Rich World Problems? Try our other sites!" is why that is much worse than MWP..

If people from Poland are called 'POLES', then people from Holland must be called as 'HOLES'. It'd be funny if there was a place called ASOLAND, amirite?
@1477546

Cool. I've never, ever heard it being used anywhere in Europe and I know a guy who lives in The Netherlands. "Hollander is the (informal and incorrect) Dutch term from people from the Netherlands or specifically Holland proper." <-- also Wikipedia. (:

If people from Poland are called 'POLES', then people from Holland must be called as 'HOLES'. It'd be funny if there was a place called ASOLAND, amirite?
@1477507

Sorry to break your faith in the mighty machine. :/

If people from Poland are called 'POLES', then people from Holland must be called as 'HOLES'. It'd be funny if there was a place called ASOLAND, amirite?
@1477384

Nope, sorry, they're not. Hollanders is incorrect (both politically and factually). They're Dutch and the country is called The Netherlands (and yes, there's a bit of The Netherlands called Holland but the people there still aren't called Hollanders). But the joke's still ruined either way.