"Good evening. Tonight, a meteor will smash into the Earth, probably killing arond 2/3 of the human race. The remaining population will have a very low chance of survival due to the vast amount of debris from the impact and breakdown of infrastructure. On a lighter note, a budgerigar named Bungy who lived at the Five Feathers in Barnsley has found a novel way to keep cool this summer by learning to water ski! Over to you, Bertha!"
They always somehow find a way to make it slightly less depressing, amirite?
Well, you see, if Heaven didn't also have a ramp or a lift, it would face the possibility of closure or a lawsuit as it was not universally accessible. I'm not sure the Big G would want to take that risk, you know?
Yeah, cool. Blindly insult me. Infact, I am very capable of defending my beliefs and know the back-up arguments and evidence to the letter because I've researched everything thoroughly but won't bother debating with you as I know, from previous conversations and arguments I've either had or read, that you'll just continue pointlessly in never-ending circles/get agressive. Nice chatting to you. I'll be back once you've learnt some manners - I do enjoy a proper debate.
People complain? Kill everyone. Problem solved.
What the fuck?! I feel like I've just been raped..
"Good evening. Tonight, a meteor will smash into the Earth, probably killing arond 2/3 of the human race. The remaining population will have a very low chance of survival due to the vast amount of debris from the impact and breakdown of infrastructure. On a lighter note, a budgerigar named Bungy who lived at the Five Feathers in Barnsley has found a novel way to keep cool this summer by learning to water ski! Over to you, Bertha!"
They always somehow find a way to make it slightly less depressing, amirite?
Or, in this guys case, if 'hbbhhdmdmhhddeehdhdhee' didn't rhyme with 'hdyahbbeabbadaabbmmdee'.
Our hate is his prized booty. Fucking pirate.
Well, you see, if Heaven didn't also have a ramp or a lift, it would face the possibility of closure or a lawsuit as it was not universally accessible. I'm not sure the Big G would want to take that risk, you know?
Been to both but from neither. Canada wins. The people are nicer there. And the McDonalds are further apart.
300 random Arabic guys who added you to stalk your profile + 100 acquaintances = no friends irl.
Oh, I thought you meant <4 inches..
It's a vowel in Greek and Welsh..
I wish Sarah Palin lived in Egypt..
But there's no one left to complain about the dead people's short lives. Peace at last.
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Yeah, cool. Blindly insult me. Infact, I am very capable of defending my beliefs and know the back-up arguments and evidence to the letter because I've researched everything thoroughly but won't bother debating with you as I know, from previous conversations and arguments I've either had or read, that you'll just continue pointlessly in never-ending circles/get agressive. Nice chatting to you. I'll be back once you've learnt some manners - I do enjoy a proper debate.
Also works for composers/songwriters etc etc.