"Good evening. Tonight, a meteor will smash into the Earth, probably killing arond 2/3 of the human race. The remaining population will have a very low chance of survival due to the vast amount of debris from the impact and breakdown of infrastructure. On a lighter note, a budgerigar named Bungy who lived at the Five Feathers in Barnsley has found a novel way to keep cool this summer by learning to water ski! Over to you, Bertha!"
They always somehow find a way to make it slightly less depressing, amirite?
Isn't it so that you can't write down the exam questions on your scrap paper and then publish them online? Just in case there are others taking the same exam board test but a few days later.
Well, you see, if Heaven didn't also have a ramp or a lift, it would face the possibility of closure or a lawsuit as it was not universally accessible. I'm not sure the Big G would want to take that risk, you know?
People complain? Kill everyone. Problem solved.
Our hate is his prized booty. Fucking pirate.
I Think Most Of Us Had The Same Idea.
"Good evening. Tonight, a meteor will smash into the Earth, probably killing arond 2/3 of the human race. The remaining population will have a very low chance of survival due to the vast amount of debris from the impact and breakdown of infrastructure. On a lighter note, a budgerigar named Bungy who lived at the Five Feathers in Barnsley has found a novel way to keep cool this summer by learning to water ski! Over to you, Bertha!"
They always somehow find a way to make it slightly less depressing, amirite?
LOL. Jmayrod, you're going to get a loooot of hate for this.
Still, I think it's actually quite a good post.
300 random Arabic guys who added you to stalk your profile + 100 acquaintances = no friends irl.
At least it wasn't a spork.. That would be an all time low for anyone.
Isn't it so that you can't write down the exam questions on your scrap paper and then publish them online? Just in case there are others taking the same exam board test but a few days later.
He could have used a guitar.. Learnt a whole new way to please his girl with his hands.
The ONLY Soviet Russia joke ever that has made me laugh even a tiny bit.. Good work sir, good work.
Well that's not very nice now is it. Tut.
Well, you see, if Heaven didn't also have a ramp or a lift, it would face the possibility of closure or a lawsuit as it was not universally accessible. I'm not sure the Big G would want to take that risk, you know?
Also, people get annoyed when they see a perfect parking space but it's occupied by a really small, shitty car.
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