People complain life is too short. Lllliiiiiiiiffffeeeeee. Problem solved, amirite?

People complain? Kill everyone. Problem solved.

You hate it when your girlfriend asks you to hold her handbag, and it doesn't match what you're wearing, amirite?
You Hate It When You Ask A Teacher How To Spell Something And They Respond By Sounding It Out, amirite?

I Think Most Of Us Had The Same Idea.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. amirite?

"Good evening. Tonight, a meteor will smash into the Earth, probably killing arond 2/3 of the human race. The remaining population will have a very low chance of survival due to the vast amount of debris from the impact and breakdown of infrastructure. On a lighter note, a budgerigar named Bungy who lived at the Five Feathers in Barnsley has found a novel way to keep cool this summer by learning to water ski! Over to you, Bertha!"

They always somehow find a way to make it slightly less depressing, amirite?

You hate it when your girlfriend asks you to hold her handbag, and it doesn't match what you're wearing, amirite?

LOL. Jmayrod, you're going to get a loooot of hate for this.

Still, I think it's actually quite a good post.

instead of facebook saying "300 friends" it should say "300 people I know", amirite?

300 random Arabic guys who added you to stalk your profile + 100 acquaintances = no friends irl.

If you come to a fork in the road, you need higher porn standards, amirite?

At least it wasn't a spork.. That would be an all time low for anyone.

"After the standardized exam, we will collect everything, including your scrap paper." Why? what are they gonna do, grade the dragon I drew? amirite?
@Truuninja I think they have to collect everything so as to make sure that nothing you had on your desk was unauthorised...

Isn't it so that you can't write down the exam questions on your scrap paper and then publish them online? Just in case there are others taking the same exam board test but a few days later.

You know, it would have been much easier for Bruno Mars to use a keyboard to serenade his girl instead of hauling around a giant friggin piano. Amirite?

He could have used a guitar.. Learnt a whole new way to please his girl with his hands. hello smilie

Schrodinger's cat is dead, amirite?

y smilie Nerdy POTD. This is what we like to see.

In Soviet Russia, God created humans. amirite?

The ONLY Soviet Russia joke ever that has made me laugh even a tiny bit.. Good work sir, good work.

Since the Egyptians don't have internet they should just be called Gyptians now, amirite?
@I wish Sarah Palin would shoot you.

Well that's not very nice now is it. Tut.

How do people in wheelchairs get to heaven if it's a stairway to heaven? Amirite?

Well, you see, if Heaven didn't also have a ramp or a lift, it would face the possibility of closure or a lawsuit as it was not universally accessible. I'm not sure the Big G would want to take that risk, you know?

Women are like parking spots, The good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled. amirite?

Also, people get annoyed when they see a perfect parking space but it's occupied by a really small, shitty car.

Spanish is a sexy language, amirite?