"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@The_Enlightened Emo?! You're offending people who aren't tools!

Tools?! You're offending people who aren't from Jersey Shore!

I wonder if the police changed their extension for calling the police from [I don't know] to 911 because of the incident happened on 9/11, amirite?
Boys are not going to run to your house at 3am with flowers. They aren't going to scream that they love you down the hallway. They aren't always going to randomly text you to tell you how beautiful you are. They probably aren't going to sing and dance with you in the rain. Yes, they cheat and lie, some of them. But so do girls. Stop setting these high fucking expectations and get over it. amirite?

I'd be insanely happy with a guy who just loves me for me.

Anthony must have wanted to prove to someone he was right, amirite?
@SalientK Well then what does this say about the creators of FML and MLIA? :P

The MLIA creator must be average and the FML creator must be having a really bad day.

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text. The man is still looking at his thumb, amirite?

My penis would be huge, if I was a guy. My fingers are so long. ):

Now, Hermione may have been brave and loyal, but let's be honest, the only reason she wasn't sorted into Ravenclaw is because the story required her to spend more time with Ron and Harry, amirite?

She was hell of brave, too. She stood up and lied to Bellatrix of all people! Bellatrix was one crazy bitch and cast Crucio on her multiple times.

The last time you touched a breast it was in a KFC bucket, amirite?

I touch my own all the time.

Nearly everyone on amirite was born in the 1990's, amirite?
You didn't know that New York has a museum of sex, amirite?
@PersonaNonGrata I bet there's some kinky stuff in there...

Haha. Definetly. They even have a sign that says, "Please do not touch, lick, stroke, or mount the exhibits." (:

You already have an idea about what you want to name your future kids, amirite?

I want to give my kids either old Victorian names, or ones with beautiful meanings.

Time-turners open up a huge hole in the plot of Harry Potter. "HOLY SHIT! Voldemort killed James and Lily!" "Guys, it's nbd, I'll just go back like twelve hours and bring them to another safehouse.", amirite?

Then everyone would want a Time Turner to go back & save a loved one that Voldemort killed or had ordered to kill. That'd be a lot of people coming back from the dead, & messing with the past to that magnitude would mess up the future.

It was easier to give Hermione one for a harmless reason, that wouldn't interfere with the future, but would allow her to get the maximum education she wanted. Plus, it's likely that former students as dedicated as Hermione used Time Turners, too, (like Percy who took twelve subjects to at least O.W.L. level.).

Plus, applying for one couldn't have been easy.If everyone used Time Turners, for things like crime cases and things, they'd have to know exact times and dates, plus all that time traveling would probably strain the space time continuum. Plus, Dumbledore is a genius; he would have to have had some idea about who was behind some of the school happenings. Sometimes I think he let them go on as a test for Harry (the "greater good").

I hate it when people think it's "dirty" to not shower for a few days when I have deodorant. It's the 21st century people... amirite?
"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?

These comments just made my day. (':

"How DARE you say the word rape!? That's insensitive to victims of sexual assault!" "INSENSITIVE?! DON'T YOU EVER USE THAT WORD! IT'S OFFENSIVE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE SENSES!" It's never gonna stop, amirite?
@Lizzy Indecisive?! That's offensive to organized decision makers!

Organized decision makers?! That's offensive to agnostics!

We can all think of a singer with a voice that simply makes us melt, amirite?

That one guy.