+172Guys: If Obama came up to you and randomly dapped you up and said "what's good ma nigga?"...you wouldn't know how to reply. amirite?
Flagpole... Ray and Bob, two government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole, said Bob, but we don't have a ladder. The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox." She loosened a few bolts, and then laid the pole down. She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced, "It's eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away. Ray shook his head and laughed, well, ain't that just like a Miss-know-it-all woman he said. We need the height and she gives us the length!........ Ray and Bob are still working for the government, but now they are Congressmen! More
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+7It turns out our chances of getting hit by lightning are much greater than our chances of getting killed (or raped) by a member of MS 13 (you know, those 'animals' that are 'pouring across' our borders.) Apparently we should not talk about solutions to the MS 13 problem because that is 'fear mongering'. We don't want to over react to this statistically insignificant danger.