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It's interesting pussy is associated with weakness and balls with strength but in reality it is the other way around. amirite?
Kids growing up will never experience fighting with their siblings, too answer the "house" phone first. amirite?

And they will never know what it's like calling a girls house and having the dad answer

Sex is a sport. You work to be good at it, you win by outlasting your opponent and you gotta be very lucky to get signed by pros. amirite?
@dankXD No, girls just need daddy issues to get signed.

Not all girls with daddy issues are pros tho. Them bitches is just college league

If we colonise Mars, every country on Earth will become a 1st world country, amirite?

3rd world countries are not what you think they are.
A third world country is one that was not aligned with NATO or the Warsaw Pact.

If you masturbate fast enough, your penis won't get older. amirite?

wait what? Could you elaborate?

Even if we were all the same race, humans would still find reasons to hate each other based on superficial factors. amirite?
The clothes we wear the most are the clothes we want to be seen in the least, amirite?

My hoodie and jeans disagree.

Hating the antagonist in movies is a compliment to the actor as much as loving a protagonist, amirite?

Not necessarily, depends on the villain. Some villains are meant to be hated, some are meant to be kind of understood in their actions. Also, it can still depend on the dialogue they were given to work with

Most of us would probably be dead or feel weird if we could smell the ambients in the games we play. amirite?

Rotten Vale-Monster Hunter World

You find nothing wrong about a car you've bought until after you buy it, amirite?

This is true for everything.

It has been statistically proven that living increases you lifespan. amirite?
Weapons are designed to kill/harm people in different ways, amirite?
@freq432 Are you just now realizing this?

I just cracked up thinking about someone opting for a knife because it's more personal than a gun, no idea why

A draw bridge is shut when it is open and open when it is shut. amirite?

It's opened and shut at the same time. Depending if you are in the car or on the ship

We all think of exhaling and inhaling important for moving air in and out of the lungs, but these movements are equally important for transporting the blood into the lungs for gas exchange, amirite?

We all think of ingesting food as important for eating, but this is equally important for obtaining energy from food.

Passengers napping while you're driving is a huge compliment. Like, they trust you enough to believe that they can sleep and will wake up alive later, as you're maneuvering a fast hunk of steel amongst other fast hunks of steel. amirite?

Compared to waking up dead. Cuz that would suck