All cats are created equal. amirite?

Lets ignore the fact that you would rather live with a dwarf then the real thing

If you arrange life as a timeline of food ingested, you can visualize your entire life as a progression of you sliding mouth-first along a very long food pole that becomes excrement at the other end of you. amirite?

A penis one of your lovers might be funny

Drugs cause about the same amount of murders as murders that could have been prevented with more drugs amirite?
Drugs cause about the same amount of murders as murders that could have been prevented with more drugs amirite?
Drugs cause about the same amount of murders as murders that could have been prevented with more drugs amirite?
@Lil_Princess What kind of drugs? I would ask for you to explain but I have several times and you don't seem to explain... Sorry...

Every drug has its purpose... drugs are drugs... most peoples reality is so diluted that they cant see that the pharmacy and corner drug dealers are the same thing except pharmacy hide behind laws and police

If you can see what happens to your body after you die, it must be horrific for animals like cows, amirite?
If you can see what happens to your body after you die, it must be horrific for animals like cows, amirite?

Some cows are worshipped like gods...just like people , every cow experience isnt the same

When 3D printers become a standard household object, the most popular fictional characters will probably be the ones that are easy to print. amirite?

There is no such thing as "easy" to a printer

The song "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus" is about Dad wearing a costume, but we perpetuate to children the idea that Mommy is a cheater instead. amirite?

...Exactly

We all have experienced that moment where we suddenly think we're back at home when we're traveling, or living somewhere other than home. We go to reach for something familiar, but realize halfway through that we're not in the location we think we're in, and just blank out for a second. Weird as heck. amirite?

Reply ....stop

When the film "1917" is on basic cable, it's going to be tough to find good times to cut to commercial. amirite?
Trump and AG Barr have turned the US into a banana republic, amirite?
Boiled down to its core the meaning of life is reproducing. amirite?

You can brag about your wonderful career to your robot over lord

Its time for a new revolution...we need to destroy these powerful corporations that dictate american regulation... THIS REVOLUTION IS AGAINST THE AUTO INDUSTRIES.
Did you know that you are more of a rebel and risk taker by just driving in your incredibly dangerous cars...in our 7 years battling the british for our own representation we lost 25,000 soldiers... in 2018 35,000 on the roads in the U.S.
........ So you have a better chance of dying in your car this year then you would in 7 years of fighting for revolution, amirite?