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Theres always one lunch your school has that you look foreward to, amirite?

CHEESE STICK MARINA SAUCE DAY. <3

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The only thing as annoying as a pokemon hurting itself in confusion, is a pokemon being "immobilized by love", amirite?

o. m. f. g. i will go capulet and montague on their asses and forbid this shit.
sorry, my anger gets the best of me when my pokemon don't perform.

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Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
@You're a joke

@458882 (Different Anonymous): Fox news is a joke.

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When you hit your teeth with a glass while trying to drink, or a utensil trying to eat, you have to have that quick pause when you take that time to think to yourself, "Did I really just do that?" Amirite?
@ultispy I pulled away in pain one time because I chipped my tooth >_>

Hahaha. Awh. :( You must be comin' at your mouth with sound-barrier-breaking speeds.

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When you hit your teeth with a glass while trying to drink, or a utensil trying to eat, you have to have that quick pause when you take that time to think to yourself, "Did I really just do that?" Amirite?
@Facebook format..

Hm. Look it up on facebook and please, let me know if you find it.

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@912231

I would just like to say that just because most minorities have been through a lot doesn't mean white people haven't been through a lot, too. Everyone has problems, and you don't have the right to say that you know what anyone has gone through. No one does.

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When catching your parents having sex say "Ima let you finish, but the sex you had to make me was the best of all time. Of all time!", amirite?
@epix I think this is priceless.

I agree, I know that this post isn't doing so well. But I think its pretty freakin' funny.

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I tried to put Kanye's new song on my iPod but I guess 30 GB isn't enough room for his ego. amirite?
Bears: you hate it when your mom checks to see if you left pieces of toilet paper behind after wiping, amirite?

and then they judge the toilet paper scraps on your bum. its a recession, okay? cheap shit is the only way to go.

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So, I went on myspace the other day, how embarrassing. Amirite?
@ivan_fourtwenty haha i know i still have my account and i feel weird going on too its a facebook wannabe now, not only that but...

oino, and i had like, five hundred friends and i went and checked online friends... two. like what the hell? ghettoooo.

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So, I went on myspace the other day, how embarrassing. Amirite?
@ivan_fourtwenty it kind of is, actually

i went on it to see how its been out of curiosity and i was like, "wait..." :D

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"And then God made the heavens and the Earth, and all the creatures on it." Except wasps. The Devil made those fuckers. amirite?
"And then God made the heavens and the Earth, and all the creatures on it." Except wasps. The Devil made those fuckers. amirite?

and earwigs, hell no. i know that those came from hell.

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It's not about where you are going or where you have been. You don't know the future and you can't change the past. There is so much to learn and so much you have forgotten. We should stop and savor this moment so it doesn't go by too fast. Amirite?
It's funny when an Atheist says "Oh my God!", amirite?

its even funnier when jewish people say, "oh, jesus!"

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