You hate those music artist who think they need to put their name in the lyrics of every single one of their songs, amirite?

"JASONNN DERULLOOOO." like stfu.

its ok that my stepdad and i are going out. my mother is jealous, just because her and my stepdad are married and she thinks its wrong. (im 17, my stepdad is 46, please help me prove to my mom that im right) there's nothing wrong with it, we're in love! amirite?

if you're a troll, i'm disgusted.
if you're not a troll, i'm disgusted.

"And then God made the heavens and the Earth, and all the creatures on it." Except wasps. The Devil made those fuckers. amirite?
So, I went on myspace the other day, how embarrassing. Amirite?
@ivan_fourtwenty haha i know i still have my account and i feel weird going on too its a facebook wannabe now, not only that but...

oino, and i had like, five hundred friends and i went and checked online friends... two. like what the hell? ghettoooo.

When you hit your teeth with a glass while trying to drink, or a utensil trying to eat, you have to have that quick pause when you take that time to think to yourself, "Did I really just do that?" Amirite?
@Facebook format..

Hm. Look it up on facebook and please, let me know if you find it.

I feel like I would be way more successful if I started listening to the Pokemon theme song before any important event, amirite?
It's a terrible moment when you need pee/poop really badly, but your pants are too hard to take off on time, amirite?

terrribleee times.

It shouldn't be called Stride Shift, it should be called Stride Shit. Amirite?
@The blue-pink one wasn't THAT bad... And the flavor lasted really long

the only reason i even posted this was becos its just just berry and then BAM, mint. its berry, and then the flavor mixes and it gets gross for like twenty minutes.

When you hit your teeth with a glass while trying to drink, or a utensil trying to eat, you have to have that quick pause when you take that time to think to yourself, "Did I really just do that?" Amirite?
@ultispy I pulled away in pain one time because I chipped my tooth >_>

Hahaha. Awh. :( You must be comin' at your mouth with sound-barrier-breaking speeds.

Bears: you hate it when your mom checks to see if you left pieces of toilet paper behind after wiping, amirite?

and then they judge the toilet paper scraps on your bum. its a recession, okay? cheap shit is the only way to go.

Regular News: President Obama saves Earth from giant meteor. Fox News: President Obama steals jobs from superheroes. amirite?
@You're a joke

@458882 (Different Anonymous): Fox news is a joke.

Theres always one lunch your school has that you look foreward to, amirite?

CHEESE STICK MARINA SAUCE DAY. <3

It shouldn't be called Stride Shift, it should be called Stride Shit. Amirite?
when you were younger you could spend hours popping bubble wrap, amirite?
@Crazy_Wombat I STILL can...

@257929 (Crazy_Wombat): i was just about to say the exact things. bubble wrap ALL DAY.

@912231

I would just like to say that just because most minorities have been through a lot doesn't mean white people haven't been through a lot, too. Everyone has problems, and you don't have the right to say that you know what anyone has gone through. No one does.