It's annoying when you're texting someone and they send one saying "gtg, bye"... umm, pretty sure you're using a cellphone, you can take it anywhere you're going, amirite?

Maybe they are busy having a life.

I can imagine how irritating it must get for the girl in the song Just the Way You Are (Bruno Mars). "Hon do I look okay?" "When I see your fa-" "BRUNO I'M JUST GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE.", amirite?
@She's better looking than Quaint. By FAR.

Well I think Quaint is very pretty too!

Best porn star name: Allyson Wonderland, amirite?
Pedo Bear has less then 50 days left to get Miley Cyrus. He can do it, amirite?

You can do this Pedo_Bear, I have faith in you!

Never sniff your retainer in the morning. amirite?
Why do we say we know things by heart? Shouldn't we know things by brain? Amirite?
"Hey there Delilah how's it goin in New York City I'm 1000 miles away but tonight you look so pretty, yes you do" You recognized this song, amirite?

OP: good effort though!

A squirrel and an owl were sitting in a tree, watching a farmer. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk, and the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey, amirite?
Sometimes all you need is a hug and be told "it's going to be okay", amirite?

I need this like everyday....

Guys: virgins > sluts, amirite?

Aww really? :)

There's always that one person in your class that you can sit there and look at for a very long time, just because they're so interesting to watch, amirite?
The original Power Rangers were very stereotypical. The white ranger was white. The black ranger was black. The pink ranger was female. The blue ranger was male. The yellow ranger was asian. And, well, the red ranger didn't necessarily have a stereotype, but he did go on to do porn, which is equally as funny. amirite?
Girls, sometimes it's just not worth it to shave your legs in the winter, amirite?

I'm in track all year, so I think I would offend people if they weren't shaven!

Girls: it's really annoying when you're wearing a long necklace and all day long, it keeps framing one of your boobs, amirite?

Mine's 13 inches. hello smilie