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When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?
When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?
@I think this is specific to your accent.

I mean if you said it without the p, no one going to look at you weird

Tonal languages like Mandarin probably have way more potential for puns. amirite?
There are fruits and vegetables on a pizza. amirite?
@Elitedata-wolf2 Tomato is a fruit, but unless grains are vegetables, you'll have to explain that to me

Vegetables. Peppers, mushrooms, onions, garlic, capers and a million other veggies.

Do you always go veggieless? Pizza is such an easy way to get those veggies in..

You don't realize how much urine gets on your pants until you pee in shorts. amirite?
You don't realize how much urine gets on your pants until you pee in shorts. amirite?
@avrahamabulafia w-what is the difference? Am I doing it wrong? I think you might be doing it wrong.

Splashback is real. You never pissed in a urinal in shorts and felt tiny little droplets bounce and hit your legs?