+344Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits. amirite?
+12Controlling time is easy! All you have to do is become so out of your mind bored and time will pass very, very slowly. If you want it to go by quickly, pick an upcoming event you're not looking forward to and dread about it. The hours will feel like minutes! amirite?
+563This movie is based on actual events. Only the names, places, and events have been changed. amirite?
+22There's always that one fucking song that for the life of you, you cannot figure out the name/band, and it reallllllllllly pisses you off, amirite?
+245Roses are red, love poems are corny, but damn girl you make me all horny, amirite?
+181It'd be kinda sweet to be an egg, I mean it guarantees you get laid, amirite?
+403Home alone for a weekend with no parents or siblings or any semblance of a responsible adult. Throw a party? Nope. Walk around naked, amirite?