+488A smart person realizes how stupid everyone else is and gets depressed. A very smart person realizes how stupid everyone else is and gets rich, amirite?
+403Home alone for a weekend with no parents or siblings or any semblance of a responsible adult. Throw a party? Nope. Walk around naked, amirite?
+328Some Amazon tribes eat the brains of their enemies. Food for thought, amirite?
+379Comedians are among the few people who upon failing won't be laughed at, amirite?
+22There are several thousand bodies in our solar system. The sun makes up 99% of the total mass. #OccupytheSun, amirite?
+332It seems like the word "curvy" has been redefined to mean "fat chick who's upset that people prefer non-fat girls", amirite?
+31Casual swearing is a fucking disgrace, throwing random-ass swear words in an ordinary damn sentence that isn't improved by the shitty curses added for no goddamn reason, amirite?
+252When it comes to contractions for "it is," 'tis is better than it's, amirite?
+24The moral of Green Eggs and Ham? You are not entitled to your own opinion and if people say no, ignore it, amirite?
+27Why math class takes forever to end (explained mathematically!): Math class takes time. If time is infinite, then math class takes a portion of infinity. Since infinity divided by anything is still infinity, math class lasts infinitely, amirite?