Some people are really good at puns, while others arepun't, amirite?

A good pun is its own reword.

Gay people shouldn't be proud to be gay, just like straight people aren't proud to be straight, amirite?
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I'm really surprised this is positive.

"Being gay isn't an accomplishment, it's just who you are"

Yet, "Be proud of who you are" is pretty common advice in order to embrace our differences and all that. And as others have said, being able to face discrimination is something to be proud of.

Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?
@Saigot You want people to follow a religion, not because they believe in it nor because it will endow them with a sense of...

Let's say there is a god, and he, as you say, has the power to decide whether, after a person dies, they get to live happily in heaven or get banished to an eternity of excruciating suffering. If he would decide to send me to hell solely because I don't believe in him, even though I lived a life relatively free of sin filled with helping the less fortunate, then he's just a total dick and I rebuke him for it.

America is not the greatest country in the world and the Americans that think so need to quit acting like it is, amirite?
@Scientist ry single statement of this is true. We are not the...

And on a less related note, that guy seemed like he was really overplaying the role of "I'm a douchebag and I know it, watch me shock all the sheep with my edgy, controversial truth-bombs."

America is not the greatest country in the world and the Americans that think so need to quit acting like it is, amirite?
@Trogdor I am far from a patriot (I actually wrote a distopic short story displaying the dangers of patriotism), but I still...

Dude nice, you put argument in quotes to void my support before I even made it, and used the word "amuse" to make it seem like you were merely toying with a child as you question my clearly inferior opinion. See my replies the the first comment above.

Hamsters are only good for squeezing them until their insides come out, amirite?

Amen, brother.

Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?
@Saigot You want people to follow a religion, not because they believe in it nor because it will endow them with a sense of...

Wait, this isn't infidels.com?

And you got me, my lack of belief is a direct result of me failing my middle school algebra class. I admit it.

It's terrifying when nature possesses you and you end up killing people with your bear hands, amirite?

Luckily, we all have the right to bear arms.

A victimless crime should not be a crime. amirite?
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Ugh, the post just says "A victimless crime should not be a crime" not "There are crimes in the country you live in that should not be crimes because they don't have victims." Even if you don't think there ARE crimes without victims, that's not a reason to disagree.

Now, the obvious example (for the U.S.) is smoking pot, and you can argue that it doesn't have a victim, because it doesn't harm the user and it's not addictive, and you can argue that it does, because it can be a "gateway drug" or whatnot, but that isn't the point of the post. (And yes, pretty much every other crime in America definitely has a victim). The point is that IF it doesn't have a victim, it shouldn't be a crime.

I think the point is more interesting to apply to other less democratic countries with more examples of "victimless crimes."

How about a world without venture capitalists and the like?

When someone who you know is weaker than you threatens to hurt you in some way, you can't help but giggle just a little, maybe not go all out and laugh at them for trying to hurt you, but giggle just a little because they think they can hurt you. amirite?

Based on the word "giggle" appearing twice in that post, I doubt it would be easy to find someone weaker than you.

The saying, "Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end," is pure bullshit. Take the Holocaust for example, or the ending of the book One Day. Sometimes, shit is still messed up when the end comes, amirite?

It's not supposed to be universally true, it's supposed to be comforting. Most scenarios where someone is upset aren't the holocaust. So it's not "pure bullshit," and that's just extremely overly cynical to say so.

If you're old enough, then fine, go ahead and smoke, as long as you don't do it around people who are bothered by it. But when a 12 year old kid is running around with a cig in their mouth, that's just disgusting, amirite?
@Cassie_baby But you cant tell people what to do, can you? It's not up to you. And if you only smoke in smoking areas, where...

What gives you the right to tell a child what to do when you do that thing? There's no reason why age matters here.

I see nothing wrong with telling someone to not do something that is harmful to me.

If someone out to dinner with you wants to try a taste of what you got at a restaurant, they better ask you first. It's not cool to just take something off someone's plate, and if you agree they better not expect more than a taste. You ordered it because you wanted it, it's your food, amirite?

lighten up

If you eat a watermelon seed, a black person will grow in your stomach, amirite?