This helped me get over my fear of crowded places too.
-Did he say "Glass of juice" or "Gas the Jews"?
-I dunno, but he's in a pretty bad mood, so we'd best do both just incase.
(Miss.Brittany): What the hell kind of accent have you got?!
Someone probably married a cat.
I love the way people felt the need to comment that it doesn't, it's like they think the rest of us are just sitting here going "Spelling? Fuck that, I'm taking this guy's word for it."
"I'm alright with the moving staircases and the tree that beats the shit out of things, but has anyone noticed that Hagrid's hut is sometimes slightly further away?"
Not the way I hug people
I don't think people do that.
Usually when I get a wrong number they say "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number." and not "I'm sorry, this is Eric Davis"
This post doesn't make sense, things which don't make sense cause confusion, confusion causes ignorance, ignorance causes hate, hate causes evil, evil causes fear, fear causes aggression, aggression causes war.
So this post must be responsible for war.
That's hardly fair
"If someone tells you you can't have what you want, do you still want it?"
"He's a rapist."
Because it's that good.
I am sorry you feel that way. I will try harder next time.
Reading a post that is openly aimed at people who've legitimately tried to kill themselves as though it's a completely acceptable hobby for the average teen to do feels creepy also.
Who the fuck put this on the homepage?
Of course it's a joke.
Really what he did was stab his son in the throat.