Kids growing up will never experience fighting with their siblings, too answer the "house" phone first. amirite?

This is so true, we have a landline but no phone connected to it because mobiles have taken over the function.

The last human born on earth will probably only live to be several seconds old when they die, as some mass extinction event occurs. amirite?
11 years later, the same people are still getting Rickrolled by the same video that originally rickrolled them. amirite?

I... I don't know what I expected

There is likely a strange person who have an ear fetish. amirite?

Bruh people have fetishes of anything you can think of

people who give money to Twitch and SnapChat girls and pay for porn; can feel a lot better about themselves if they donate that money to charity and give it to poor people. amirite?

Donating to charity is not erotic for most people. Helping poor people shouldn't bust your nut, weirdos.

When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?
Those best meals you cook up from the stuff you have in are only great because you convince yourself they are. amirite?
@cjcusack Totally acceptable

I should point out this doesn't happen a lot. The cheese was technically out of date, and if you can believe it , I forgot I had steak.

I always have red wine in, it's like pasta for me

You don't know how far the nearest corpse is from you. amirite?

It's inside me

Dreams are glimpses into our after-life. With a mixture of good and bad so we can work through our life's work. amirite?
It has never been more appropriate for strip clubs to try outdoor dining, amirite?
Dating a nonbinary person is fun because it's always a surprise to find out what genitals you get when you undress them, amirite?

Classic shell game

At equator a person will travel 40.000km per 24hr. The closer to the poles the person is, the travel will go towards 0km per 24hr. amirite?

The Earth travels 2.9Mm per 24 hours around the Sun. The Sun travels at 17.3Mm per 24 hours around the Galaxy. So no it doesn't matter how close you are to the poles your speed never decreases significantly.

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?

The teen years you're about what you think about yourself.

In my experience

Dreams are glimpses into our after-life. With a mixture of good and bad so we can work through our life's work. amirite?
Super Natural and Supernatural are exact opposites. amirite?

Well yes, but actually no, but actually yes