The last human born on earth will probably only live to be several seconds old when they die, as some mass extinction event occurs. amirite?
When w‌‌e f‌‌inally b‌‌eat t‌‌he p‌‌andemic w‌‌e s‌‌hould e‌‌xpect l‌‌ots o‌‌f p‌‌orn w‌‌here t‌‌he m‌‌ain c‌‌haracter i‌‌s p‌‌unished f‌‌or n‌‌ot w‌‌earing a‌‌ m‌‌ask. amirite?
You feel worse running on low sleep than no sleep at all, amirite?
You do not realize how messy of an eater you are until you eat spaghetti. amirite?

If you eat spaghetti in any other way than spinning it onto the fork, you're doing it wrong.

Sun-dried tomatoes are fruit jerky, amirite?
We are all inching towards death collecting things we can't take with us. amirite?
@Johannheidar90 This is a fear of mine. My mother is a hoarder, and I have cleaned out many houses of deceased relatives with the...

I'm glad you recognize it for what it is and have adjusted your life to compensate. P.S. I love your username. I'm crazy for it too.