+428Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.
+13Reality is not the things you experience, it is your experience of those things. Your reality is not mine. I will never experience what you do and you will never experience what I do. I can only acknowledge that your experience, for you, is real. I can accept that. We are different.
+122Sometimes you have to give up on people. Not because you don't care, but because they don't. amirite?
+500Every person dies two deaths: one when their heart beats no more, and the second when their name is said for the last time, amirite?
+348You didn't know that oceans are 6 feet long and can weigh 1,400 pounds, amirite?
+806They should make a reverse Hooters restaurant that only staffs hot shirtless guys and serves stereotypical female foods like salad, vegetarian food, yogurt, and chocolate desserts. They could call it Bollocks. amirite?
+439Guys: Whenever you pee and it comes out in multiple directions you call your penis a "dick" and then it looks at you and you both laugh together at how you were accidentally clever but then you realise your dick shouldn't be laughing or looking at you so you begin to yell at it until it goes limp. But then you feel bad for yelling so massage it until you're back on speaking terms. Then as you begin to recollect about what just happen you think, "Wow this hypothetical has gotten way out of hand.", amirite?
+25What was the blonde doing on the bottom of the ocean? Looking for Leonardo diCaprio. amirite?