You can probably count to the number right before infinity, but cannot count to infinity, amirite?
You can get a two in monopoly but it's impossible to move two. amirite?
@Proxymoto After you move. Right?

I mean technically yes, but your turn can never end after moving only 2 spaces. But then again I'm not OP so maybe they meant something different

Dogs only know to look at our faces because sound comes from there, amirite?

Yeah but dogs can't look up

we microchip our pets for if they get lost, but not our kids, amirite?

Thats like saying we put our pets on leashes, but not our kids. Oh wait...

You can't be sure of your death. amirite?

Yah I can. I didn't even live yet.

being a cannibal makes you gay becuase you are eating some one else's sperm, amirite?

No, it doesnt?

People who wear watches are more social and safe on the road because they don't bring out their phones with the excuse of watching the time and spend half an hour scrolling stuff... amirite?

It's easier to turn my wrist than to take my phone out.

the less you know the more you are happy, amirite?
Replacing Santa with Satan in your head makes Christmas so much funnier. amirite?

But wouldn't that take away from the joy of the Krampus?

Replacing Santa with Satan in your head makes Christmas so much funnier. amirite?

Yeah but in America St Nicholas is synonymous with Santa Claus. Not that it matters since the Krampus is not a part of the Christmas mythology in America and I just enjoy the peculiarities of regional Christmas traditions.

As soon as Halloween is over. Christmas stuff will be EVERYWHERE!! amirite?

Christmas stuff has already been EVERYWHERE

Stealing pearls from oysters is kinda messed up, amirite?

It's not because pearls are debris like sand and rock that got inside the oyster, and the oyster covers the debris in whatever it's called to make it look like the way it is

A peanut allergy is not a nut allergy, amirite?

It's actually a mould that grow on peanuts responsible for the severe reactions

Bigfoot probably has a really big dong, amirite?
@Unknowncpyt How big would it be

Bigger than the one your dad has

Some insects have no idea there is sunlight, amirite?

Light bulb is the sun for them. CHANGE MY MIND