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It's time that stores stay open on Sunday for just as long as they do any other day; only 20.4% of the population goes to Church anyway, amirite?
@XxXBlackRoseXxX yeah! church is stupid and where they brainwash people

That's your opinion. If youre gonna state it as a fact, you might as well keep it to yourself. No one cares what you think anyways.

You feel somehow more important when you watch a video on youtube that has 3 million views then if you were watching one with 3 thousand, amirite?
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Amirite?
Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Amirite?
@ashnicoleluvsblg What do you mean life is too short?? Life is the longest thing that will ever happen to you!

Life is really short. You're just too young to realize it but soon, you'll see how fast times flies.

If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we’d find them in about 15 minutes. Amirite?
@DagGirlYouChugly But then some drunk man will see the picture and think that his kid is the one on the can because he's so drunk...

First off it's a joke obviously. Second, is a person automatically drunk when they go pick up a case from the store? Or even have a beer or two? No.

When you hear Wii U, you don't think of the new 'console', you think about Patrick Star's siren noise, amirite?
Really annoying when people eat with their mouth open, amirite?
Annoying people are like the zits of the planet, everyone just wants them to go away. amirite?

There's ProActiv for that. It's called "population control"

RIP Ryan Dunn. But it feels like people worship a jackass and make his idiotic self so important compared to the people who risk or even gave up their lives for our freedom, but no one gives a shit about that. Amirite?

I'm saying people mourn over an entertainer more than over a real hero. I've read comments where people say "a true hero went down! Rip hero! Hero!" how is he a hero? He was an entertainer. Heroes are those who gave their lives for others.

94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, “I suck at parallel parking.” Amirite?
@guineasaurusrex Did you actually have to parallel park between two cars on your driving test? Here they just make you do it behind...

No I had the same scenario, quiet street. But my instructor was a douche. He told me to "park behind that car" when I was 3 feet away from passing by it at 30mph so I slammed on the brakes but didnt have a chance to get closer to it to park properly. Therefore I ended with one shitty parallel parking lol.

Not only are they made in His own image, but in the eyes of God, there's really no sexuality that hermaphrodites can choose without being deemed homosexual, amirite?
It makes you upset when your boyfriend/girlfriend says that they're gonna ignore/avoid you, amirite?

No/it doesn't

A baby first laughs at the age of 4 weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly. Amirite?
@This would be more funny if it were accurate. Babies don't even smile until 5 or 6 weeks, and laughing comes a bit...

Lmao yeah I didn't do extensive research when I posted this. But thanks for the info. Good to know :)

It's time that stores stay open on Sunday for just as long as they do any other day; only 20.4% of the population goes to Church anyway, amirite?
94% of women will preface their parallel parking with, “I suck at parallel parking.” Amirite?