The alphabet has no basis for being in the order that it's in. amirite?

What do you propose then, genius?

If you go 20 years into the future to meet your old self, you would find out that you've been missing for 20 years, amirite?

you wouldn't be visiting the same timeline. a branch in your timeline would be created and youd visit the older you from that one. it can be complicated but there are plenty of articles that discuss it and even youtube channels.

The most expensive stores offer the most "discounts", amirite?

Especially recently.

Stepsisters are much 'nicer' in porn than in fairytales, amirite?

Good point. I cannot recall even seeing a glimpse of a titty in them fairytales.

A large amount of people alive today are older than the internet, amirite?
@yomamascub Betty White is older than sliced bread. True story.

I doubt this but it's from the internet so it must be true

A large amount of people alive today are older than the internet, amirite?
There's a good chance you've been in contact with money that's been used to snort hard drugs, pay for a hired hit, or stuff betwixt the cheeks of a stripper. amirite?

I hope so, my real life is extremely boring:(

The hearing impaired must really not get the big deal with Morgan Freeman, amirite?
@The hearing impaired what? Monkeys?

You're thinking of Sir David Attenborough.

Ancient Greeks came to idealize small penises because many men were sore about having to grow up in pederastic relationships. amirite?

Large penises were associated with people of low intelligence, which I can confirm is not true.

The greatest form of control is where you think you're free, when you're being fundamentally manipulated and dictated to. amirite?
You tend to rage over others more when they mistakes in comparison to when you make that same mistake yourself, amirite?
The vast majority of humans that have lived have never seen an explosion, amirite?
Shape shifting is an unbeatable super power, amirite?

But if I choose invisibility I can see titties.

Since depression exists, the philosophical argument that there most be an opposite to all things implies that there is a disorder that makes people TOO happy, amirite?

How is there a philosophical argument for everything having an opposite? o.O

When you're young, you boast about how late you went to bed. When you get older, you boast about how well you sleep last night. amirite?

And no one is impressed either way, lol.