If only the Indians had given the Pilgrims donkey on Thanksgiving. We'd all be getting some ass today, amirite?
If only the Indians had given the Pilgrims donkey on Thanksgiving. We'd all be getting some ass today, amirite?
Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?

Vex, QuaintPancakes, BreakfastFan

Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?
Fuck Boy Scouts. Instead there should be MAN SCOUTS! Activities include tying knots WITH A PYTHON, pitching a tent MADE OF LATEX AND CYANIDE, and earning merit badges and pinning them to YOUR BARE NAKED, HAIRY TORSO. Girl scouts have cookies? That's cool. We've got SMOKED KRAKEN ON A STICK! Amirite?

And for sleeping bunks they sleep on fucking beds on nails with a pillows made of molten lava.

HOW TO EAT RAMEN LIKE A BOSS!! 1. Boil some water. 2. EAT RAMEN! 3. DRINK BOILING WATER! 4. SNORT CHICKEN POWDER! 5. Fuck bitches. amirite?

like a mo'fuckin CEO: 1. Shove noodles in ass. 2. Absorb nutrients directly through prostate. 3. Pour powder in eyes, use chicken flavoring to acquire chicken-like powers. 4. Adopt a Kenyan and beat him in a double marathon.

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